Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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cole86 0
your point is?
perdix 31
Pretend she's a squirter añd that would be ******' hot!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
OP is a woman so it was her husband that wet the bed. That means your plan, however much of a joke it was, is flawed.
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
actually your wrong because there's no evidence that OP is a woman ... could be a guy.... he or she does not tell us.
brianjman14 23
Actually, *you're* wrong, Jordy. On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Thank you brianjman14 for correcting xxxJORDYBEARxxx so that I didn't have to.
Autoshot 9
Yea OP is female, but so may be her spouse.
JoshGHardy 0
the fml tells u at the top its the female thing idk what its called but the O with the upside down t on the bottom is for female and yes i expect to be called stupid for this comment and however many times it post im using the app so i click send til my fml shutsdown
JoshGHardy 0
the fml tells u at the top its the female thing idk what its called but the O with the upside down t on the bottom is for female and yes i expect to be called stupid for this comment and however many times it post im using the app so i click send til my fml shutsdown
JoshGHardy 0
the fml tells u at the top its the female thing idk what its called but the O with the upside down t on the bottom is for female and yes i expect to be called stupid for this comment and however many times it post im using the app so i click send til my fml shutsdown
perdix 31
You're all right. I should read more carefully. That's what happens when you try to rush to be a "first!" You screw things up and you end up sixteenth anyways. Sorry ;-(
emjay09 0
and thank you brianjman (I definitely had to look twice cause thought it said Benjamin) for doubling the correction on little jordy's post. jordy. ya look like you're still in middle school and I learned correct grammar usage before middle school. stop day dreaming about Justin bieber and pay attention in class.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
There are pills for that if it is actually chronic. It could happen because he had too much to drink...but the kind of people who wait for marriage are USUALLY not the type to get blisteringly drunk... but he COULD just be a lightweight, lol.
katplayer 4
I had a friend who was on said pills when she was young. She'd natively wet the bed usually 6 times a week, but the pills only got it down to 4, they're not so effective, but better than nothing I guess.
Djosef_fml 0
Then again, to take the pill before going to bed, I bet she drank some water to swallow it. Bound to fail. xD
Calyx_fml 22
This is why premarital sex and cohabitation is a great idea. YDI for being a prude.
brianjman14 23
I agree with premarital sex and cohabitation are great ideas before getting married, but that isn't a reason to insult the OP for not doing so.
xk75 4
yes it is, because the op was burned by not doing either.
darude908 1
wait so a guy makes you wet in bed... whats the problem? lol
Monst3r21 0
lol
roxckinhenn 0
wow. that's funny. haha
Melannabell 7
How do you only just find this out? Have you not spent the night with him before?
ftb170 0
there is a thing called morals.
SmallTownCutie 0
You can have morals, and have pre-marital sex. They're just different morals. None are wrong or right, just different.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What I'd like to know is how did the OP managed to wake up from their honeymoon? Did they wake up and find out that the honeymoon was all just a pleasant dream and all they were left with was a husband and a piss soaked mattress?
lilcc86 0
lmfao thats too funny
izzybd 20
OP, you never slept with your husband before you married him?