No they won't. They're on their honeymoon. Some poor ****** has to clean up his mess! It should read: Today as I was changing the sheets of the honeymoon suite for the hotel I work for, I realised some sick bastard had pissed all over the bed. FML, just **** it!

Yeah, but saying he IS a bed-wetter, means he's probably going to do it on other occasions too. :P

Giggity Giggity

thank you for being one of the only sensible people on this comment thread!

I agree!!

I had sex with my husband before we got married. Or engaged. We moved in together once we were engaged. We shared bills and responsibilities, we lived exactly like a married couple. So when we got married, we got married for no reason other than being in love and wanting to make it an official union. There were no jokes or talk about sex the whole day, because it wasn't the important part. The important part of getting married is marrying someone you love more than anything. If all you're looking forward to on your wedding night is *******, then you're getting married for the wrong reason. I knew ahead of time that my husband and I had perfect chemistry, we knew each other's bodies and all of our intimate secrets. Our wedding night was still a beautiful expression of love. All of my friends who waited until they were married to lose their virginities rushed into marriages. They spent the whole week of worrying about the sex, people kept talking about when they would finally stop being virgins. It was so awkward and uncomfortable to be around. Then they all complained how much it hurt and how they spent their whole honeymoon being uncomfortable and awkward. Obviously if it's important to you that you wait, then wait. But all the "YAY ABSTINENCE" people here are getting on everyone's cases about judging people who want to wait, and your retaliation is to judge other people for not waiting. To each their own goes both ways. There are benefits to each way, it depends on the couple, and it's not anyone else's business. Grow up.

sleeping together does not equal sex. Seriously, if these were two adults (I hope, anyway) living on their own there is no reason one could not have spent the night at the house/apartment/what have you of the other and I would expect that it would happen of its own accord at least once, I've fallen asleep plenty of times at my boyfriend's dorm and we are abstinent, thank you very much, and have been for two years now

I think people are just impatient nowadays.

Some people also believe in honesty with their fiancees and not waiting to spring such a downer on their new spouses. What a thing to deal with on the honeymoon! He could have been thoughtful enough to wear some Depends so she didn't wake up soaked in piss.