Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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lovely_leahh 0
he's probably just nervous. it happens all the time to kids who are stressed
zander2413 0
I still wet the bed... I'm 15
rachie2455 4
Damn sucks for u but hey my bf wets the bed too. Gotta get protective sheets i guess. Lol
boycrazy30007 12
I love all the ****** and shanks saying how she was stupid for not sleeping or living with the guy before marriage. Not every one is a **** and not everyone has to sleep with a guy to know whether or not their in love
maty172 14
Having sex before marriage does not make you a **** or a *****. It means that you want to know everything about your partner before you marry them. You won't understand until you have terrible sex with someone and realize that they are not the one even if you love them. Yes, it can be that bad to destroy love.
BlAzEtHiS 0
I rarely, if ever, say this but, YDI for not finding this kinda thing out BEFORE getting married. That sort of like buying a car without test driving it. Not a good idea.
Bluemonster3 26
You just found that out now?
CountMonteCristo 3
Ummmm, ****** and skanks? From a person who's tag is boycrazy? Excuse me, but that's messed up. Also, you can sleep in the same bed as someone without having sex and most people live together for a bit before marrying. Jus' sayin'
klx125cross 9
U sher it wasn't somthin else? Lol
doglover100 29
That should've been shared before hand.
elizacandle 29
This is why you don't wait till marriage.