hes just trying to be funny. dont take it personally op.

He can "try" to be funny but his sense of humor is worse than his horrid aim, because he missed by a mile.

don't mind him Carl just a born savage

I freaking hate it when someone says "don't take it personally" when something insulting and mean was clearly meant personally. It's like, "Can't you take a joke?" is code for "I don't like being called out for being an asshole."

People like you are the reason Hillary was nearly voted for president.

That's when you respond with:
"Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"

Damn. Fucking Savage.

So you're the manager? I see someone getting written up in the near future.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. On the other hand, you coworker is suited only for compost. He will make some special garden very happy one day.

His sense of humor's worse than his aim, at any rate- and both of those are better than his common sense.

YDI for caring so much

Learn to take a joke lol

Insult jokes are not funny

They are if you can take a joke

lol that's mean

You're not garbage! Shots have been fired, it's time you respond by duct taping a banana to the underside of their desk and letting it rot.

Hm not bad but that sounds like an insult he read online somewhere and was waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.