Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
I freaking hate it when someone says "don't take it personally" when something insulting and mean was clearly meant personally. It's like, "Can't you take a joke?" is code for "I don't like being called out for being an asshole."
One man's trash is another man's treasure. On the other hand, you coworker is suited only for compost. He will make some special garden very happy one day.
"Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"