By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
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MBielefeld 20
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That's when you respond with: "Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"

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FMLUser404 4
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hes just trying to be funny. dont take it personally op.

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FMLUser404 4
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hes just trying to be funny. dont take it personally op.

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GhostFox 33
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He can "try" to be funny but his sense of humor is worse than his horrid aim, because he missed by a mile.

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Belemnoidea 5
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don't mind him Carl just a born savage

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DanielleinDC 32
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I freaking hate it when someone says "don't take it personally" when something insulting and mean was clearly meant personally. It's like, "Can't you take a joke?" is code for "I don't like being called out for being an asshole."

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Downer_Christi 2
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People like you are the reason Hillary was nearly voted for president.

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MBielefeld 20
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That's when you respond with: "Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"

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TheGamingGamer 28
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Damn. Fucking Savage.

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AyeJay101 25
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So you're the manager? I see someone getting written up in the near future.

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Welshite 39
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One man's trash is another man's treasure. On the other hand, you coworker is suited only for compost. He will make some special garden very happy one day.

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GhostFox 33
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His sense of humor's worse than his aim, at any rate- and both of those are better than his common sense.

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HUGBUG 23
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YDI for caring so much

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HoboMeth 33
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Learn to take a joke lol

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Insult jokes are not funny

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CamBamShamDaMan 26
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They are if you can take a joke

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Catvillanueva 9
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lol that's mean

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redblips 13
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You're not garbage! Shots have been fired, it's time you respond by duct taping a banana to the underside of their desk and letting it rot.

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stingray112 24
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Hm not bad but that sounds like an insult he read online somewhere and was waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.

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