FML : Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope...

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Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope told him to take care of his skin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 June 2017 21:00 / France

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By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7464894 - Saturday 3 June 2017 09:04

My horoscope told me your husband is an idiot.

By Justine Malang | 14

#7464957 - Saturday 3 June 2017 11:44

Wow. Your husband doesn't seem to have much respect for you.

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By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7464894 - Saturday 3 June 2017 09:04

My horoscope told me your husband is an idiot.

By Pixiewolfe | 45

#7464903 - Saturday 3 June 2017 09:25

Whatever keeps him safe I guess :<

By jbuckets_404 | 32

#7464905 - Saturday 3 June 2017 09:31

Yea, you can't fix "stupid." :-(

By Justine Malang | 14

#7464957 - Saturday 3 June 2017 11:44

Wow. Your husband doesn't seem to have much respect for you.

By AGiftForAnya | 8

#7464999 - Sunday 4 June 2017 01:23

That's grounds for divorce.

Gaimeboy | 7

#7469285 - Monday 12 June 2017 05:59

It really isn't. I'm sure everyone believes in something they have no proof for actual truth.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7465023 - Sunday 4 June 2017 02:28

Feel the burn! You got served by junk science -- booyah!

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