Miscellaneous: Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper,...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2017 21:00 - France

Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope told him to take care of his skin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 500

You deserved it 363

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:04

My horoscope told me your husband is an idiot.

Justine Malang 16

Saturday 3 June 2017 23:44

Wow. Your husband doesn't seem to have much respect for you.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:04

My horoscope told me your husband is an idiot.

Pixiewolfe 46

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:25

Whatever keeps him safe I guess :<

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:31

Yea, you can't fix "stupid." :-(

Justine Malang 16

Saturday 3 June 2017 23:44

Wow. Your husband doesn't seem to have much respect for you.

AGiftForAnya 8

Sunday 4 June 2017 1:23

That's grounds for divorce.

Gaimeboy 7

Monday 12 June 2017 17:59

It really isn't. I'm sure everyone believes in something they have no proof for actual truth.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:28

Feel the burn! You got served by junk science -- booyah!

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 422

You deserved it 55 330

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 634

You deserved it 68 712

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Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 282

You deserved it 4 387

Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar. I brought my purse, he brought his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 876

You deserved it 348

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 888

You deserved it 41 930

Today, my dry spell reached the 15-year mark. I've been employed and in shape the whole time, and now I can feel my body wearing out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 080

You deserved it 239

Today, I had to dig through my dog's poop again because I thought I saw a worm, but it was just the remains of the paper towels my husband leaves all over the house. My efforts to make them both stop have obviously fallen on deaf ears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 430

You deserved it 356

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 630

You deserved it 5 911