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OH YOU'RE A DICK
that's probably a really disturbing sight to look at..
i lol'ed to hard at that^
"You'll get no sympathy from me" - Ike
Don't worry op, an awkward morning is always better than a boring night! :)
You sure that beast was a women?
she probably picked u up, and had u dangling by ur ankles, swinging u back and forth
kinky indeed
I interpreted this FML as him cleverly implying that he woke up next to his wife after a night of drinking.
You get what you deserve when you get drunk OP. Too bad no ever learns this until after.
all men like it kinky (:
You don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire so don't sweat it be happy you got some.
Not a big deal.. fatties need love too. Just roll her up in flour, and aim it for the wet spot!
hey you just gotta catch them all ;)
Could have been worse! It could have been a beast of a man!!
Oh what do you know, Mr. Boflex? heh. just kidding.
@SpeakingMyMind... your name is ironic cause you said your very quiet lol
haha
@ 157, 169 - What's the point of even commenting when you can't think of any thing more interesting to say other than "Haha"? It shows how boring you are, you know.
Or a beast of a beast
Or a beast of a beast
Or a beast of a beast
Omg check if ur manhood hasnt been stolen and taken to be used as a *****! Thats what happened to my bro.. Sad sad story..
Check if his junk is stolen? Nah.
Your brother's manhood was stolen to make a ***** after a drunken one night stand with a beastly woman? Sorry I think I missed that FML.
so does that mean you have a sister now?
She was probably the best you can get.
the best a man can get (gillette) lol
What did she do then?
at least u didn't wake up on a love couch in a strange house with a drunk guy trying to cuddle with you without any pants
I told you not to tell anyone!
it happens more often than you'd like.
And how many times is that?
10 saying that from experience?
Seems like firsthand experience there, #10
Quite a vivid imagination you have there... heh.
you both are beasts.
^^ agreed
you would say that cuz your ugly
3 golden stars for you.
on a lighter note, johnnyredcorn is gorgeous...
Yes we should all be kind, but some woman are not beautiful
Yes lets made generalizations about women’s beauty for everyone because beauty is definitely objective, right? PS Studies have shown that way more men enjoy bigger bodied women than previously thought, but they keep it secret because hey, being open about that would involve having balls. Because the only way to get that status is by having a starved-looking girlfriend. Smh
If he doesn't remember her from last night, he won't remember if she was any good...
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Could have been worse! It could have been a beast of a man!!
with herpes and a head full of regrets!