Today, I was at work, eating coleslaw of all things, and my tooth broke in half. Diagonally. The bottom half fell out into my coleslaw. FML
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GoogieWithers 25
I don't think that the coleslaw caused your tooth to break,do you?
Lost Reggie 22
Not specifically, I just happened to bite it at a tragic angle.
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GoogieWithers 25
I don't think that the coleslaw caused your tooth to break,do you?
Lost Reggie 22
Not specifically, I just happened to bite it at a tragic angle.