By idk ask freud - 04/07/2013 04:11 - United States - Portland

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Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML
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Still a better love story than Twilight!

Wizardo 33

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".

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Did you wake up to cheese? If not, what's the problem?

Still a better love story than Twilight!

Most overused sentence on the Internet right now. However it is so true.

triplebeerox 27

Whatever floats your boat!

jojimugo 20

Or melts your cheese

Or floats your melting boat that's made of cheese

I wouldn't want to be on that boat.

Hey, whatever works for ya ;D

That stuff is the bomb.

Pwn17 25

I'd like to think we all have a thing for velveeta.

Wowxoxo 17

Nope, I prefer real cheese... Maybe some Camembert or comté

jw90 18

I can't say I blame you. Velveeta cheese is..yea it's just nice..

Everybody loves cheese.

Chellybelly92 14

But it's so warm and thick and GOOD!!! No? Still weird? Intense dreams about food are awesome. Food almost ties with sex almost all the time lol.

Food/eating and sex cause the release of oxytocin.

You're both right in a way. Dopamine is released when eating and having sex, or pretty much anything you have to do to survive. Oxytocin is also released when having sex.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Oxytocin is a bonding hormone... Pretty sure it isn't released when eating. Unless you bond with your food? Oh. Cucumbers right? :p