Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML
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buddy51
| 23
Still a better love story than Twilight!
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Wizardo
| 33
"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".
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ozpunker
| 20
Did you wake up to cheese? If not, what's the problem?
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buddy51
| 23
Still a better love story than Twilight!
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Bano360
| 25
Most overused sentence on the Internet right now. However it is so true.
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triplebeerox
| 27
Whatever floats your boat!
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jojimugo
| 19
Or melts your cheese
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gotaplanstan
| 28
Or floats your melting boat that's made of cheese
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Googolman
| 29
I wouldn't want to be on that boat.
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nephilim241
| 19
Dat cheese.
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Miss_Klutzie
| 28
Hey, whatever works for ya ;D
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FMLbutYDI
| 17
That stuff is the bomb.
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Pwn17
| 25
I'd like to think we all have a thing for velveeta.
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Wowxoxo
| 17
Nope, I prefer real cheese... Maybe some Camembert or comté
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jw90
| 18
I can't say I blame you. Velveeta cheese is..yea it's just nice..
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Vitualamen
| 11
Everybody loves cheese.
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Chellybelly92
| 14
But it's so warm and thick and GOOD!!! No? Still weird?
Intense dreams about food are awesome. Food almost ties with sex almost all the time lol.
Intense dreams about food are awesome. Food almost ties with sex almost all the time lol.
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xplicitkontent
| 18
Food/eating and sex cause the release of oxytocin.
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_DudeGuy_
| 16
You're both right in a way. Dopamine is released when eating and having sex, or pretty much anything you have to do to survive. Oxytocin is also released when having sex.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Oxytocin is a bonding hormone... Pretty sure it isn't released when eating. Unless you bond with your food? Oh. Cucumbers right? :p