Love: Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole...

By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 05/02/2021 14:01

Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2022 19:30

Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML

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You deserved it 153

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Ladycakes - 04/06/2012 10:13 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 6 913

By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 2 842

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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dantheman931 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

suckager 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:19

Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down

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sengmengida 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:50

#30 It DOES work that way with non-viral infections. Leave this guy. Fast. He isn't just a bad boyfriend, he is poison.

um_duh 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:50

Kick his ass to the curb & find someone new :)

anonymous2323 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:55

# 35 - if you don't want to read about people complaining about their lives ....ummm, maybe DON'T go on fmylife.com? just a suggestion.

kt20 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:57

OMG I HATE when I take care of someone and I'M the one with the hangover in the morning. But I am sorry he was a douche about it--personally, I'd kick him.

NightStalker_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:01

3 words Leave his ass

entropicage 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:01

DTMFA. (Dump the mother F'er already) Seriously.

palmtrees 1

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:08

#30 no, your body produces antibodies against bacteria as well as viruses, therefore will have immunity for a certain length of time against the disease. Thus why couples, or people in general, don't just pass the same disease back and forth between themselves endlessly.

fml1358 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:12

your boyfriend sucks. i would've just said "screw you" and dumped him

edliuen 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:12

Wow, some of you guys are more insensitive than her bf... Seriously? What #10 said (: Then dump his ass.

fuckthiscity 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:16

well taking care of him probably wasnt the real tiring part. it was staying up late and being exposed to his germs. but yeah if youre still with him after he said that then YDI