Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, after spending two days pampering my sick fiancee and her sick son, they were finally feeling better. I woke up feeling rotten and said I needed to rest. She said, "Okay, but I want to deep clean today. Let's go! Out of bed! Up up!" FML
Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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dantheman931 0
Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.
suckager 0
Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down
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Comments (228)
lyndis_fml 0
61 is right for once.
jaybirdka 0
and yet your still ******* him. quit whining about it.
hawkloverr 0
Dump him.
slipkid 0
nice, #10. yeah what a selfish asshole.
bmach 0
What the hell is this? Facebook status updates? Twitter? Suck it up, princess. Tell your boyfriend off instead of complaining here.
NorfolkDude 2
I don't get why girls like jerks like these? I mean I'm a decent guy who would love to have a gf, and if I had one and she did this for me, I would adore her and be extremely happy and attempt to give her a hand when she's feeling down. But oh well. I guess that's life. Girls like jerks so I really don't know anymore. I guess I should just become a jerk too? Maybe then I'll find someone?
Figureskater_15 0
that succcks. i hate when people do that. you should be like " i was up all night looking after you , now i have your sickness"
lifesuck_fml 0
kaelendra 0
In you may have what he had... If he's that much of an idiot then dump him.
cheneysdick 0
hahaha, you call him your boyfriend? YDI for settling for less.