Animals: Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 23:31

CAMELTOWNED!

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:28

That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.

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andrews_wife 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:39

Dear God, it took you that whole time to notice? Camel toes are seriously one of the most uncomfortable things for a woman......... I don't see how you didn't feel the spandex rubbing between your freaking vajayjay......

sucram 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:34

Can I have your phone number

no_luck83 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:17

HOT wish i was one of the workers

idowotiwant 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:45

call me?

usernamehereXX 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:03

That's what you get for wearing spandex in public !

abbyxroad 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 8:39

YDI for wearing spandex

Bigsmak 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:47

It makes peoples day when you do that. Not causing you any harm is it? Keep up the good work!

0010110 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:37

This is why i'd never go near anything spandex. This is also why I check myself over in the mirror several times, before going anywhere.

kpdjd 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:15

who the hell actually wears spandex shorts

NotNegativeNews 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:12

People's idiocy astounds. 'Fat ******'?? It was just an unfortunate clothing malfunction. No indication of HER being fat. And it's also sort of sad how women always (me included) try to hide all body parts away at all times. Breasts are okay but if your nipples go hard from cold, everyone freaks out about it. I saw a photo of a tshirt model from a website, and someone had taken her photo and put it on another website on a page about slutty women or something similarly offensive, with a caption of "Two things leap out at me" (or something similar) -gasp, she was outside in a tshirt and she was cold. Also sometimes it just happens- you may have been fine leaving the house. It happens less without spandex of course, but you probably don't look hideous in spandex. Have you seen some of those gymnast photos? They have the same problem. It happens just through movement.