Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, the same day I decided to stubbornly go commando because my lazy boyfriend hasn’t taken his turn to do our laundry in 4 days was also the day I split my shorts squatting down to pick up my bag at the bus stop. Ten strangers saw my bare asscrack, and two teenagers started cat calling me for my butt tattoo. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
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raged_fml 0
CAMELTOWNED!
genius_man16 1
That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.
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andrews_wife 0
Dear God, it took you that whole time to notice? Camel toes are seriously one of the most uncomfortable things for a woman......... I don't see how you didn't feel the spandex rubbing between your freaking vajayjay......
sucram 0
Can I have your phone number
no_luck83 0
HOT wish i was one of the workers
idowotiwant 0
call me?
usernamehereXX 0
That's what you get for wearing spandex in public !
abbyxroad 0
YDI for wearing spandex
Bigsmak 0
It makes peoples day when you do that. Not causing you any harm is it? Keep up the good work!
0010110 0
This is why i'd never go near anything spandex. This is also why I check myself over in the mirror several times, before going anywhere.
kpdjd 0
who the hell actually wears spandex shorts
NotNegativeNews 0
People's idiocy astounds. 'Fat ******'?? It was just an unfortunate clothing malfunction. No indication of HER being fat. And it's also sort of sad how women always (me included) try to hide all body parts away at all times. Breasts are okay but if your nipples go hard from cold, everyone freaks out about it. I saw a photo of a tshirt model from a website, and someone had taken her photo and put it on another website on a page about slutty women or something similarly offensive, with a caption of "Two things leap out at me" (or something similar) -gasp, she was outside in a tshirt and she was cold. Also sometimes it just happens- you may have been fine leaving the house. It happens less without spandex of course, but you probably don't look hideous in spandex. Have you seen some of those gymnast photos? They have the same problem. It happens just through movement.