Commando

By Bareital - 03/12/2020 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the same day I decided to stubbornly go commando because my lazy boyfriend hasn’t taken his turn to do our laundry in 4 days was also the day I split my shorts squatting down to pick up my bag at the bus stop. Ten strangers saw my bare asscrack, and two teenagers started cat calling me for my butt tattoo. FML
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Grizz8831 14

I get not wanting to let him avoid his responsibilities... but you should have just done your own laundry and avoided this. let him worry about his, and if he keeps at it then well.... maybe reevaluate some things in the relationship.

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Sara Niemantsverdriet 12

if it's only been four days and you've already run out of underwear, you probably need more underwear.

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Marcella1016 31

Honestly I’d prefer that than the phase when you’ve run out of the “good” underwear and you’re wearing the old granny panties before laundry day. You got a funny story out of this one at least. And good motivation for bf to do the laundry more quickly lol

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Grizz8831 14

I get not wanting to let him avoid his responsibilities... but you should have just done your own laundry and avoided this. let him worry about his, and if he keeps at it then well.... maybe reevaluate some things in the relationship.

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Hangryko 31

My fiancé and I take shifts with household chores but we each do our own laundry. While your boyfriend should have followed through with his turn, you should both consider doing your own laundry from now on.

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xxlk4xx 6

I would definitely do my own laundry and let your boyfriend worry about his own, that way at least you will never have to let someone else decide when you get to have clean underwear!

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Sara Niemantsverdriet 12

if it's only been four days and you've already run out of underwear, you probably need more underwear.

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PenguinPal3017 19

My thoughts exactly. Four days and it's an emergency? No.

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tounces7 27

I can understand how they could see your ass crack, but just how far wide did you split your shorts that they saw your entire ass apparently, enough to see a tattoo?

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ChipBoundary 9

Well, if it was stretchy material it very well could have ripped entirely away.

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