By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
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genius_man16 0

That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.

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ellameno 2

I don't buy that you didn't know. How exactly do you not feel spandex (or any material for that matter) all up in your cootch?

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Wildcard 0

...how do you not realize your pants are half way up your vag?

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kellster 2

Well, what the hell were you expecting, wearing spandex shorts??? That they would be loose and flowy around your vag? Lesson of the day: don't wear spandex, wear normal clothes like a normal person. Problem solved.

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patriciaeff 0

Spandex is made to be worn under other things. No matter how "cute" you think you look, you look like an idiot. You deserved that, no question

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reetah 0

soooo here's my two cents on the leggings-pants debate: about 90% of girls who wear leggings as pants look BAD. there are about 10% who have the body to pull it off without looking like a total *****. but that other majority either has too much weight (not a bad thing, but they shouldn't wear tight clothing, it just doesn't work!) or it looks like they're trying to hard to show off their body which is a turn off. and that's just my opinion. if you don't agree with it melanie what'syourface... I don't really care. :

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Polionixon 2

THANK YOU #140!!!!

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NoNeak 0

i think i've seen bigger....hahaha @9 FTW !!

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