Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, the same day I decided to stubbornly go commando because my lazy boyfriend hasn’t taken his turn to do our laundry in 4 days was also the day I split my shorts squatting down to pick up my bag at the bus stop. Ten strangers saw my bare asscrack, and two teenagers started cat calling me for my butt tattoo. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
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raged_fml 0
CAMELTOWNED!
genius_man16 1
That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.
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greendog32 0
ewwwww
hahahaha666 0
http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=a9303367fb6acf14f0769b70c4489125
music1haley 0
don't wear spandex, honey. ;p
bridgette5866 0
hahahahahhahaahhaa made me literally LOL.
KaitlinCuteFace 0
walking down the street something caught my eye a growing epidemic that really ain't fly a middle aged lady i gotta be blunt her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front I could see her uterus her pants were too tight She must've owned panties that were not in sight She walked right by the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe girl thats gotta hurt take some time and adjust can't you see people staring and making a fuss could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance is your crotch hungry girl cause its eating your pants do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing in public putting on an x rated show grossin people out with your Camel Toe Lyrics by Fanny Pack - Camel Toe. I just thought this song was perfect for your situation.
Crumble321 0
sounds like some serious moose knuckle
WONDERWB 2
How the **** did you not feel that? I can't stand when my panties get out of place so I'd notice that! Seems to me that you just didn't care!
dont_stop_believ 0
what song is tht I know it from somewhere
Macromartyr 3
I think it's just the cameltoe song, find it on YouTube. Epic first lmao.
maackenzie 9
fat legs, cameltoe, makes a man go hell no!