Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, the same day I decided to stubbornly go commando because my lazy boyfriend hasn’t taken his turn to do our laundry in 4 days was also the day I split my shorts squatting down to pick up my bag at the bus stop. Ten strangers saw my bare asscrack, and two teenagers started cat calling me for my butt tattoo. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
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raged_fml 0
CAMELTOWNED!
genius_man16 1
That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.
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R3TH0R 0
at the comment "I wore spandex shorts." EVERYONE had to know this was going to be ******* retarded moment; i mean honestly who the **** wears spandex and NOT look in a mirror?!? YDI for not knowing to check that shit BEFORE you leave and for wearing spandex in the first place
webbles 0
Clearly, you have a mirror. Check it FIRST next time.
NuclearWinter 0
YDI for being a woman.
comadank 0
im just a guy but how do you not feel that i mean i can feel a wedgie how didnt you know about your camel toe you must of wanted to show it off lol
Indiana_fml 4
#1 ButaDujo, thanks a lot for this great song tip ("The Cameltoe Song" by Bob and Tom)!
wordgirl 0
heehee...look at the bright side, it coulda been a moose knuckle, and then you'd have had to lose a hundred pounds AND fix your pants in order to feel better.
wordgirl 0
#101, bwaaaahaaaaaaaaa! #1 and 83, awesome. They're right; it will remain a mystery how you actually managed that one. Instant classic!
00754chan 0
considering it gave you a cameltoe, means it was a few sizes too small. this is your fault. YDI
Go_Home 0
HAHAHAHAHAA, NAAAAAASSSSSTYYYYYYYYY.
the_holy_one 0
u got owned.