Miscellaneous: Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages...

By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By RingRing - 11/12/2010 07:12 - United States

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly, I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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that_one_guy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:00

Well, did you finish?

ohmygolly 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:07

#1, Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!

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that_one_guy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:00

Well, did you finish?

Cambo9000 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:28

Did you grab his E string?

Trevv 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:28

All your dick are belong to us.

kaytee05 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 0:03

happy ending?(: haha

Turfin 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:35

hornyyyyyyy

ShananaginsLOL 13

Wednesday 20 March 2013 15:01

He probably did ;)

ohmygolly 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:07

#1, Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!

AdamPractical 18

Tuesday 21 April 2015 18:45

Love the name XD!

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:11

Easy way to tell from off stage how this went down #1 If he missed a few keys, stopped and looked all embarrassed then no. If he missed a few keys, kept on playing until he was playing very very fast then it is a yes. ;-)

brie3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:56

:D I wonder if he was hot...

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:14

#2 hey ohmygolly, its me. King_of_Kings. my main account was banned. you can see what happened in FML #210718 i still think we should ban together.

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:16

yo Jimboom. do you have a myspace?

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:22

what did you do to get your account banned?

nomadxx7 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:26

@King_of_Kings I'd personally keep banning your accounts since you don't have anything to put towards these FML stories. WTF is wrong with you. Every damn story is.... "I had my accounted banned" or "it was banned in the story about the girls and the wheelchair guy." Guess what, I don't care you were banned. Follow the rules or ask an admin/moderator the reason. Stop being a huge waste of space by just copy+pasting your "my main account was banned." It's getting annoying. Now.... comment on the story at hand or GTFO. Geez. As for the story at least the pianist probably had a hooray moment unless by chance you're also a dude. Then you both had some FMLs

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:29

hi #6 i said some harsh stuff and my main account got banned. you can see what happened in FML #210718 any other questions, just let me know. im always checking out the new comments