Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find...

By moorox45 - 16/1/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By MikeDa1Da | 14

#3894931 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

By ICATiger | 13

#3894966 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

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By wakadalhadaf | 4

#3894911 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:43

First one!!!!!!!!

By cheesypies | 6

#3894926 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:45

I see you're in a sticky situation.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3895105 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:58

Looks like your shoes got jizzed by spiders.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#3895136 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:07

Were the spiders ok??

FirstTigerHobbes | 13

#3895157 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:13

This is why I don't wear shoes
Or anything at all

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3895756 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:43

I didn't even read this FML. All I saw was baby spiders and I knew OP's life was fucked. I don't even want to know what happened.

Pentium_4 | 26

#3895759 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:44

i seriously see this comment in every FML lol

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3895993 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:41

Is pain sticky?

LLLP | 0

#3896623 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:03

Not really....

lindseykcool | 6

#3896788 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:35

Reading this FML made me kind of itchy. Spiders scare me more than anything on the planet.

PuppiesFTW | 5

#3897222 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:22

My brother found a bunch of mice poop in his shoe like a week ago, True Story.

ladyLALAA | 28

#3897254 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:29

Birds scare me more then spiders, eww

naughtia | 14

#3897270 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:31

Wouldn't you have crushed the spiders before they could inflict pain?

PeypeyTheBeeotch | 1

#3897313 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:45

OhMyGod!:O I piss my pants!

lovertolover | 4

#3901066 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:28

That is like one of my biggest fears.

lolyeahthatsme | 11

#3922193 - Sunday 22 January 2012 4:18

probably because they were biting op

TexasBitch | 13

#5645161 - Monday 26 August 2013 23:17

That's what I was thinking! They would all be dead...

By MikeDa1Da | 14

#3894931 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

Cryptic_Equinox | 0

#3895478 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:57

And THATS when i light my clothes on fire and move out.

...those little bastards have waay too many legs.

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#3896126 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:14

We're going in with first wave! Means more bugs for us to kill. When we drop, you kill anything with more than two legs. Do you get me?

Sinforme17 | 0

#3905453 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:21

Goddamn bugs whacked us Johnny!

2oc | 5

#4139761 - Friday 9 March 2012 5:21

85- starship troopers? When i went camping a few years ago i found a gang of earwigs living in my swimshorts. I didn't find out until i put them on either OP, eugh. Those pincers...

By Meowingtons500 | 18

#3894935 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Your feets attract spiders:)

ICATiger | 13

#3894993 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:49

No she's spiderwoman.

Mama_Umbridge | 8

#3895859 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:07

No her feet are feet

2ndSucks | 15

#3896736 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:27

Did you really add an s to feet to make it plural?

Torva_fml | 16

#3897179 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:06

Why yes, I did. Do you have a problem with my feets?

Oh my, my feets are sore.
My feets are so dry today.
My feets are so sensitive after all that running.
Would you give me a feets massage?
Oh baby, don't tickle my feets!

Did I just anger you? Oh? I'm sorry.

Actually no, I'm not.

By xSonic | 9

#3894939 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Poor spiders, imagine the suffering they were in :(

MizzErikaHart | 8

#3895098 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:57

Not as much as the monkey raping the frog (YouTube)

G0v3nat0r | 7

#3895659 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:28

I want to know how the spiders didn't get crushed.

salvorican | 24

#3896489 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:33

Those demons never die.... :[

Bski94 | 0

#3901632 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:07

Oh my gosh. I can't even imagine. Now I feel spiders crawling on me.

By thatKidzmOm | 10

#3894957 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:47

Why did you wait "several minutes"? When I feel pain, I know I react immediately.

On a side note, poor spiders. :)

flea_of_death | 23

#3895055 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:53

i must agree, why did you not check your foot when you first felt the pain? then again, this world lacks common sense...

zombicidal | 11

#3895291 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:31

he wanted to walk it off?

idiothater1 | 4

#3895429 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:51

Being shit scared of spiders myself, I check the shoe before I put my foot in it...

You_Need_Soap | 6

#3895729 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:41

On a side-side note, fuck the spiders! FYL indeed!

bulliedkid | 6

#3898659 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:22

Same!

By ICATiger | 13

#3894966 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3896606 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:58

Damn, nature, you scary!

Torva_fml | 16

#3897206 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:16

Last time a spider crawled out of my shoe... I ran the fuck inside, and grabbed spider killer.

It's now my morning ritual to squish the fuck out of my shoes by jumping on them just to make sure no live spiders are in them.

By silver848 | 6

#3894997 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:49

If that happened to me (I'm extremely aracnophobic aka the fear of spiders) I would have scream so friggin loud and throw my shoe as far away as I could possibly throw. Gross. Fyl majorly!

retropiaf | 2

#3895258 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:26

Same for me, then I would probably have sat on the groung and cried. I have chicken goose just by reading it.

cutenessizme | 4

#3895405 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:48

Chicken goose?

silver848 | 6

#3895511 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:00

I think he means chicken skin/ goose bumps. Lolz

retropiaf | 2

#3895549 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:05

Yah, sorry English is not my first language and chicken goose sounded right :))

HaleyCross | 0

#3897015 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:18

That was cute retropiaf

sergina101 | 0

#3897061 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:29

There would be scarring involved. Spiders are just disgusting. Fyl op next time check before putting anything that's been outside on.

chili10 | 18

#3897441 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:25

I know I'm going to get thumbed down just like 114, but I agree. Chicken goose put a smile on my face. :)

By indistructo | 3

#3895002 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:49

thy explains the pain! :D

chelseaaababyyy | 17

#3895152 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:11

you think so ?

zombicidal | 11

#3895911 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:18

its like turducken but with goose

By klorehore | 24

#3895015 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:50

Imagine they were quite squishy, and probably would lead to some discomfort if they took a lot of room in there, but where does the pain come in? Or are you that sympathetic, cause I reckon they didn't enjoy it that much

alliewillie | 22

#3895870 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:09

I assumed the pain came from them biting him.

FYL indeed!!!