Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
Check your old underpants for the momma spider
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ICATiger
| 13
That's why you don't leave stuff outside.
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wakadalhadaf
| 4
First one!!!!!!!!
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cheesypies
| 6
I see you're in a sticky situation.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Looks like your shoes got jizzed by spiders.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Were the spiders ok??
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
This is why I don't wear shoes
Or anything at all
Or anything at all
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
I didn't even read this FML. All I saw was baby spiders and I knew OP's life was fucked. I don't even want to know what happened.
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Pentium_4
| 26
i seriously see this comment in every FML lol
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Is pain sticky?
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LLLP
| 0
Not really....
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lindseykcool
| 6
Reading this FML made me kind of itchy. Spiders scare me more than anything on the planet.
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PuppiesFTW
| 5
My brother found a bunch of mice poop in his shoe like a week ago, True Story.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Birds scare me more then spiders, eww
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naughtia
| 14
Wouldn't you have crushed the spiders before they could inflict pain?
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PeypeyTheBeeotch
| 1
OhMyGod!:O I piss my pants!
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lovertolover
| 4
That is like one of my biggest fears.
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lolyeahthatsme
| 11
probably because they were biting op
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TexasBitch
| 13
That's what I was thinking! They would all be dead...
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
Check your old underpants for the momma spider
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Cryptic_Equinox
| 0
And THATS when i light my clothes on fire and move out.
...those little bastards have waay too many legs.
...those little bastards have waay too many legs.
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
We're going in with first wave! Means more bugs for us to kill. When we drop, you kill anything with more than two legs. Do you get me?
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Sinforme17
| 0
Goddamn bugs whacked us Johnny!
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2oc
| 5
85- starship troopers? When i went camping a few years ago i found a gang of earwigs living in my swimshorts. I didn't find out until i put them on either OP, eugh. Those pincers...
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Your feets attract spiders:)
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ICATiger
| 13
No she's spiderwoman.
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Mama_Umbridge
| 8
No her feet are feet
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2ndSucks
| 15
Did you really add an s to feet to make it plural?
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Torva_fml
| 16
Why yes, I did. Do you have a problem with my feets?
Oh my, my feets are sore.
My feets are so dry today.
My feets are so sensitive after all that running.
Would you give me a feets massage?
Oh baby, don't tickle my feets!
Did I just anger you? Oh? I'm sorry.
Actually no, I'm not.
Oh my, my feets are sore.
My feets are so dry today.
My feets are so sensitive after all that running.
Would you give me a feets massage?
Oh baby, don't tickle my feets!
Did I just anger you? Oh? I'm sorry.
Actually no, I'm not.
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xSonic
| 9
Poor spiders, imagine the suffering they were in :(
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
Not as much as the monkey raping the frog (YouTube)
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G0v3nat0r
| 7
I want to know how the spiders didn't get crushed.
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salvorican
| 24
Those demons never die.... :[
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Bski94
| 0
Oh my gosh. I can't even imagine. Now I feel spiders crawling on me.
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thatKidzmOm
| 10
Why did you wait "several minutes"? When I feel pain, I know I react immediately.
On a side note, poor spiders. :)
On a side note, poor spiders. :)
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flea_of_death
| 23
i must agree, why did you not check your foot when you first felt the pain? then again, this world lacks common sense...
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zombicidal
| 11
he wanted to walk it off?
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idiothater1
| 4
Being shit scared of spiders myself, I check the shoe before I put my foot in it...
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You_Need_Soap
| 6
On a side-side note, fuck the spiders! FYL indeed!
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bulliedkid
| 6
Same!
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ICATiger
| 13
That's why you don't leave stuff outside.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Damn, nature, you scary!
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Torva_fml
| 16
Last time a spider crawled out of my shoe... I ran the fuck inside, and grabbed spider killer.
It's now my morning ritual to squish the fuck out of my shoes by jumping on them just to make sure no live spiders are in them.
It's now my morning ritual to squish the fuck out of my shoes by jumping on them just to make sure no live spiders are in them.
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silver848
| 6
If that happened to me (I'm extremely aracnophobic aka the fear of spiders) I would have scream so friggin loud and throw my shoe as far away as I could possibly throw. Gross. Fyl majorly!
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retropiaf
| 2
Same for me, then I would probably have sat on the groung and cried. I have chicken goose just by reading it.
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cutenessizme
| 4
Chicken goose?
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silver848
| 6
I think he means chicken skin/ goose bumps. Lolz
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retropiaf
| 2
Yah, sorry English is not my first language and chicken goose sounded right :))
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HaleyCross
| 0
That was cute retropiaf
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sergina101
| 0
There would be scarring involved. Spiders are just disgusting. Fyl op next time check before putting anything that's been outside on.
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chili10
| 18
I know I'm going to get thumbed down just like 114, but I agree. Chicken goose put a smile on my face. :)
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indistructo
| 3
thy explains the pain! :D
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chelseaaababyyy
| 17
you think so ?
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zombicidal
| 11
its like turducken but with goose
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klorehore
| 24
Imagine they were quite squishy, and probably would lead to some discomfort if they took a lot of room in there, but where does the pain come in? Or are you that sympathetic, cause I reckon they didn't enjoy it that much
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alliewillie
| 22
I assumed the pain came from them biting him.
FYL indeed!!!
FYL indeed!!!