Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Today, for the third time in as many months, I woke up early and got dressed up for our department’s networking breakfast, where I stood in the back, with no seat and no food, while employees from other departments and less senior staff ate breakfast. My boss later asked me if the food was good. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
Oh no! OP, you shouldn't let this sit-uation bowl you over. Cerealsly, at least you'll make a fashionable latte entrance. Just milk out all the sympathy you can from the overseers at the meeting.
chowE_fml 4
What a crumby start to your day :(
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Comments (72)
reddudeover 2
39 - *Goes out to buy a box of the best cereal ever conceived.
reddudeover 2
It can ALWAYS be worse. This happened to a friend of mine while he was driving. Hit a brand new car and had two black eyes. Luckily no on was hurt.
Final784 0
Lol
lejbarron91 0
My husband does that.
ravenevercross 19
So.....did you get tranqed or something? Cause WTF happened to cause you to pass out while eating cereal?
DracoSpirita 21
Oh, I don't know, exhaustion maybe?
starlight124 6
i can imagine this happening to me
efemel94 7
Nobody values your posts.
bubbleslovescats 1
That's why when you wake up early(did this for cheer practice at like 7:30 a.m.) you take a cold shower and drink energy drinks.
rubyalbaa 0
Funny that happened to me just this morning haha.
MasterGamer591 13
Typical Asian quote DON'T WASTE EM!!!! Lol no offence I'm Asian as well