Intimacy: Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just...

By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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By hangup - 04/07/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML

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Big awkward

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 04:44 - Australia

Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML

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Indifference

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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doink 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:58

How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?

Erindub 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:56

I say this was no accident

Comments

pluralbusted 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:52

clealry do not understand how sex works. there are no pockets involved

renegadecatch08 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:39

nothin like listening to ur boyfriend stickin his dick in another girls ******

Cinderhella 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:15

You're like me - I always know where and how people dialed their phones as they called me. Like I see a call from my mom and I'm like, 'Mom was sitting on the couch knitting and used her left pinky finger to dial the numbers.' No, not really. See how you can't know a pocket dial unless you actually see it happening?

jazlyn1986 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:51

dump that shitface

mvs198 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:38

it was probably you and him doing it

randii3660 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:59

Woww that suckss

Skepticaalx 11

Friday 29 June 2012 23:03

For everyone sayin 'how could he pocket dial why would he be wearing pants' etc, my partner usually wears his trousers during sex as he gets paranoid if someone is going to walk in ahah.