FML : Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the...

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Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hatemylife / Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:24 / United States

Kids

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By mismonroe | 0

#2930559 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:08

Well at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

By artc91 | 0

#2930734 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:24

Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.

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By stormchaser24 | 24

#2930558 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:08

sorry op first?

By mismonroe | 0

#2930559 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:08

Well at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

artc91 | 0

#2930734 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:24

Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.

baddud300 | 6

#2930750 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:26

Next time they come back tell them to wait at the door while you grab some money. THEN RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2930752 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:26

well, sadly its stereotyped that obese people have more of a tendency to eat unhealthy foods becuase in around half the cases it's the reason for obesity. even if it's not your reason, you did a good deed and now u have candy, fat or not everyone loves candy. so it's not terrible. and if your worried about your weight try a diet or something? idk. have a break. have a kitkat.

daBeast155 | 0

#2930862 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:39

well you know you have a problem if you buy again from them next week

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2930960 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:54

"break me off a piece of that kitkat bar!!"

trevishere | 7

#2930965 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:54

Turn the sprinklers on...[=

MrSousa10 | 8

#2930968 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:55

mismonroe your right they're making mad money

Glitterhinoceros | 14

#2930971 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:55

Who honestly cares if you were called fat by children, you have candy >.>...

OffTJHook3r | 2

#2931032 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:06

next time eat the candy and don't payB)

TayonaC | 10

#2931053 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:10

Or you could 'accidentally' let your vicious dog outside.

MrSousa10 | 8

#2931186 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:31

that's a really good idea

scarletdragonfly | 5

#2931285 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:52

Sounds like something I would say... *shame*

OneNightStan | 2

#2931611 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:44

take a hint go n work out!

lbumbblebee | 5

#2932305 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:29

who cares what those kids say! You got yourself a chocolate bar.

daisyloo | 7

#2932465 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:47

Two chocolate bars;)

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2932490 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:52

21, your comments recently kinda makes me wanna buy stuff . . .

powderpuffjord13 | 0

#2932980 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 09:39

hahahaha this girls bio is eat me hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha..

AnonymousCoolGuy | 0

#2934054 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:25

I once read a story about a porno that involved girl scouts. true story.

UnicornHunter | 12

#2934400 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 01:18

Wrong, they sell cookies.

selbow | 3

#2934826 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 03:13

it's times like these.. you need minties

jewfro311 | 0

#2935007 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 04:44

Eat them.

heilheather | 7

#2935009 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 04:46

bellyflop on them

KayDayParade | 0

#2935542 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 06:32

can I question why your photo is a picture of a beagle pointing...saying you got it babe..

Monkeythief5 | 0

#2936106 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 08:32

Dang, my generation is a sad bunch. :O

HouseKeeping | 0

#2936240 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 09:10

-135 The children or the candy bars? I'm not sure which I would enjoy more.

iEatDinosaurs14 | 0

#2936762 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:37

what the hell does that have to do with anything.?.

tal26ful | 0

#2964699 - Sunday 24 July 2011 02:36

Haha I would hire them if I were a marketing director. But they weren't very smart to say it RIGHT after the door closed.

Lahariim | 8

#5950069 - Monday 19 May 2014 03:57

I'm... shall we say, tall from side to side not to mention 6'1. I would advise buying ALL the candy next time! With funny money, naturally. Back when my mother were a Girl Scout, they went camping... Now they visit malls sooo...

By MrXerxes5 | 6

#2930560 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:08

it's not like they were lying fatty!

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2931105 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:18

haha it's fucked up, but it is common knowledge...

By avatar0810 | 15

#2930561 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:08

where do u live that girl scouts sell candy bars?

TheRealBruce | 12

#2930767 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:28

New York it says it on the post.

Tektite | 14

#2934103 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:30

Lol those are some wicked girl scouts..

By chessypie | 0

#2930563 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:09

wow

By mchakkiwala | 0

#2930568 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:09

you did your "deed" and the girls did theirs?

monkeylove13 | 0

#2954686 - Saturday 23 July 2011 01:07

no they didn't

By KarWitz | 0

#2930572 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:09

Well, kids don't lie.

iLoveBoobies21 | 0

#2930690 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:20

You're 110% wrong.

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2930984 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:56

I bet these girls in the post weren't lying...

Molord1 | 0

#2931276 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:49

42- just stfu. your comment was unnecessary and stupid.

k8izgr8_fml | 0

#2931497 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:28

64- wow. someones overly sensitive

HeroicPeanut | 3

#2931559 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:37

76 you got that right!

forest1wolf | 9

#2931619 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:47

64- I'm guessing your a "fat bitch"

leearm104 | 4

#2931622 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:47

I bet 64 is a fat ass.

MissCuteStack | 12

#2932758 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:40

you guys are so rude stop telling people their fat look in the damn mirrior you don't even know if she is fat so shut up And learn à 7 letter word dalles RESPECT !!!!

ghostlysnipes | 1

#2949213 - Friday 22 July 2011 06:59

haha

By Oreogasm | 5

#2930606 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:13

kids are awfully ungrateful these days.

By Doortje | 26

#2930637 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:16

Wow. That is just.. wow. The stupid cunts would make my blood boil so badly that they'd better get the fuck away from me.

weird_little_kid | 0

#2930962 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:54

HAHAHAHA

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2930989 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:58

you shouldn't care that much about what a couple lil brats say. u must have anger possibly even rage issues

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2930991 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:58

you shouldn't care that much about what a couple lil brats say. u must have anger possibly even rage issues

Doortje | 26

#2931102 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:18

Don't you fucking talk to me, you fucker! Fuck you in the ass, you freaking bitch. Oh, that late already? Time for my therapy. See ya.

BeastNerd | 3

#2931836 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:14

And modded in three, two, one.. ;)

Doortje | 26

#2932269 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:25

Keep on counting and have a nice day.

jellitonoctopus | 19

#2932546 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:59

hahaha!!

Cheylea | 10

#2933063 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 09:55

hilarious!

omgcookeys | 15

#2934461 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 01:26

aww, you called girl scouts cunts! a little harsh...

LadyClarik | 8

#2937574 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 02:30

Your vulgar use of the word "freaking" is just disappointing, Doortje....What the fuck is up with that? Although, I am ecstatic that for once, somebody on this site can hurl insults that are grammatically correct.