This website just made me realize that some ppl really need to learn some basic lessons. Gentlemen, ladies (yes you too), if it went beyond the third date, the least you owe the other person when dumping him/her is a phone conversation. In the case of an actual relationship, anything less than a face-to-face talk means you need to grow a pair, even in most long-distance situations.

hahaha, it sucks but I found this one a bit funny. He was probably unhappy for a while if he had to come up with an idea to break up.

#36, it's FML. It's not "Share my life's story with every single little detail in it and then share the reason my life is f*****.", so don't just go saying "Oh it's fake things are missing failfailfail". No offense, but seriously. Either way real or fake, that would totally suck OP, you can totally do better. And anyone who says they you deserved this needs to be slapped real damn hard. There are good guys out there. Promise (:

Ouch. That guy needs to grow a pair, and then be kicked in it.

#13. wtf. how is this her fault. No one deserves that. And she's obviously not terrible if they were together for 2 years. Don't make stupid assumptions. The boyfriend is a complete loser. (an innovative loser... but still a loser).

aww sorryy. i was dumped by text in the middle of my basketball practice. my coach yelled at me when i tried to text to talk about it. its been months ad i still dont know why the guy dumped me

get him one saying "xxx has a small penis. very unsatisfying."

how do you know your boyfriend isn't the teddy bear???

give him props for originality. and a bear that says "get some balls and dump me yourself"

hey, you can always burn his house down, and leave the bear in the front lawn with a recording that says "now, it's over!"