Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
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fermata 0
Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.
sjx 0
that's just mean :-(
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Comments (167)
fermata 0
This website just made me realize that some ppl really need to learn some basic lessons. Gentlemen, ladies (yes you too), if it went beyond the third date, the least you owe the other person when dumping him/her is a phone conversation. In the case of an actual relationship, anything less than a face-to-face talk means you need to grow a pair, even in most long-distance situations.
Farankusu 0
you never know if the OP is one of those girls that go Nagasaki/WWII on their bf dumping them. you never know....
24788 7
hahaha, it sucks but I found this one a bit funny. He was probably unhappy for a while if he had to come up with an idea to break up.
xohxbrittanyrae 0
#36, it's FML. It's not "Share my life's story with every single little detail in it and then share the reason my life is f*****.", so don't just go saying "Oh it's fake things are missing failfailfail". No offense, but seriously. Either way real or fake, that would totally suck OP, you can totally do better. And anyone who says they you deserved this needs to be slapped real damn hard. There are good guys out there. Promise (:
Tsukasa_fml 0
Ouch. That guy needs to grow a pair, and then be kicked in it.
ThatsAli3 0
#13. wtf. how is this her fault. No one deserves that. And she's obviously not terrible if they were together for 2 years. Don't make stupid assumptions. The boyfriend is a complete loser. (an innovative loser... but still a loser).
ohwowlifesucks 0
aww sorryy. i was dumped by text in the middle of my basketball practice. my coach yelled at me when i tried to text to talk about it. its been months ad i still dont know why the guy dumped me
rwarlol 0
get him one saying "xxx has a small penis. very unsatisfying."
fmkittw 0
how do you know your boyfriend isn't the teddy bear???
pencilmustache 0
give him props for originality. and a bear that says "get some balls and dump me yourself"
balanceMMX 0
hey, you can always burn his house down, and leave the bear in the front lawn with a recording that says "now, it's over!"