Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
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fermata 0
Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.
sjx 0
that's just mean :-(
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Comments (167)
babawaba 0
why do people always asume that someone is a piece of shit just because he decided to dumb his gf in a really creative and amusing way? She could be a psyco and go apeshit insane if he did it face to face, or he could've wanted to at least make her laugh a bit and cheer her up in a really strange way... or he could just be a pussy but srsly, at least contemplate other options!
thedash 0
im so sorry:( that must've hurt.
ellebell 0
brownie points for creativity...
Gotz_No_Love 1
that's kind of funny and creative, but that really sucks for you. that guy is a pussy. you're better off without him.
mutantcow 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=wfltc0o2ii6kseyugnv7kvp1y85w
Jertastic 0
What is this Dr. Dolittle?!?!?!
gustavilicious 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=mjbqm5odahs2ivc5wva88f9qmpmnkx
Monty_Python 0
Wow... That's funny
Socrates_fml 0
now what you do is make sure everyone knows he did that. that's one of those dead giveaways that he doesn't have a spine and no woman should waste time with him. how did u explain to ur sister why her bear was so angry?
zouss 0
If he's been dating her for 2 years, she can't be that horrible. And even if she is super emotional and all of that and he didn't want to tell her to her face, the least he could have done (after, I repeat, 2 years of dating) is write a letter, leave a message, or email her or something. That was unnecessarily mean, and she's well off without him.