Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
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Top comments
fermata 0
Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.
sjx 0
that's just mean :-(
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Comments (167)
hahababy 0
ugh I am so sorry that stinks... I'm going through some crap with my boyfriend over 2 years right now too :( good luck
heeystefi_fml 0
very creative of him but thats so sad:(
audiogasmic 0
Creative, b ut still a bastard move to pull. Indirect breakups are pussy moves, no matter how creative.
trumpetgirl25 0
wow what a douche. youre better off without him.
FMyFuture 0
build a bear ftwwwwwww
swodah 0
Least he saw a little effort to ease the pain... Remember that the sea is full of fish...
eternalaphrodite 0
Wow..that's a jerk move on his part. I know its easy for me to say, since I am not in your shoes right now, but I think you're probably better off if he couldn't even be bothered to talk to you about it face-to-face.
Anonymous485 1
What a prick. You should order a hit on him since he's a ******* tool
demonkey_fml 4
He is an asshole, but at least you got a funny story out of it!
victoryahughes 0
**** him!