DIY

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 20:00 - United States - Freeland

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Today, thinking maybe she could spare 5 minutes of her time and requires no work at all, I asked my wife for a handjob. She said no and told me I can “do it yourself.” FML
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RichardPencil 30

What kind of handjob takes no work? A lot of effort on her part and no payoff for her. It's the most bullshit of the sex moves, if it even counts as sex.

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Nikki 16

Well, at least it will only take you 5 minutes and no work at all

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JackWood 19

You shouldn't be so romantic. js

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Hangryko 26

Wow, how did that not put her in the mood? *facepalm*

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Nikki 16

Well, at least it will only take you 5 minutes and no work at all

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RichardPencil 30

What kind of handjob takes no work? A lot of effort on her part and no payoff for her. It's the most bullshit of the sex moves, if it even counts as sex.

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anothergenericuncreativename 13

what are you complaining about - that she exercises her right to say no?

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Iamthebanzai22 20

Yeah.... Son, I'm only gonna say this one time: You don't ask for sex. You seduce for it.

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D J's MOM 14

wow.... such a romantic. she gets all the work and mess and you get to sit back and reap the benefits. I wonder why she said no? p.s. You're a Moron ydi

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Everyone in the comments agrees with your wife. Go **** yourself.

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mcsmee 7

Thanks for posting this. I showed it to my significant other last night, and this morning she woke me up with a handjob that included lots of massaging of the scrotum. She even played with my prostate, then insisted that I finish on her face..

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