Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
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Top comments
fermata 0
Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.
sjx 0
that's just mean :-(
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Comments (167)
trees_r_life 0
omfg that is some bs...hes low and mean ugh he deserves any amount of karma that hits him in the face evil hoe bag. im srrry :(
666midnight 0
that sucks but damn that was creative, sorry but i must give him credit for doing it in such a unique way =D
FMY_FYL 0
You gotta give him points for creativity. But still, FYL.
lifepwn 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=w3w2vc03mnr6lqtawl31cgwsmrsxe
littlemisslee 0
@ #10..... Wow, you and this girl's ex-BF must go to the same Douche Bag conventions.... with an attitude like that, the only dating you'll be doing is with gay guys in bathroom stalls... And to the OP... don't worry, it sounds like you can do WAY better than him. The best thing to do is to not show that it hurt you. Laugh it off with some friends.
Miss_Tyff 0
Oohhh, that really sucks. He should have had the balls to tell you face to face. Obviously you're better off without him anyway. Nobody likes a pansy.
Agrajagged 3
Awesome and clever. ZING!
rocket9 0
hes mature not
Agrajagged 3
Although he also needs to grow a pair and get raped.
blue8795 0
There are lots of stuffed bears that act like recorders. God, I hope this one is fake. So depressing if true. And ridiculous.