Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
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fermata 0
Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.
sjx 0
that's just mean :-(
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wytemagic 0
that's really hilarious lol. thats a really creative but probly expensive way to break up. dont think of this guy as a dick cuz he broke up with his GF, consider things from his point of view, this chick could be a hige bitch who deserves it.. just sayin. FYL
ebbasaur 0
How the HELL did he do that? I'm sorry, but FYL.
jumpgurl23 0
HAHA freakin Bulid a bear....Im so doing thid tomy boyfriend when we break up lol
MoobyTheCow 2
Wow... he'd better be under 16.
EffinWhosLife 0
Why the **** would he be messing with your little sister's bear?
imagineyesterday 0
Some of these comments are ridiculous. There are reasons he could be sleeping at her/her parents' house - nobody said he was LIVING there. They could've been napping. Or maybe her parents are cool and don't mind if he spends the night. And maybe he'd seen the bear before; if he hangs out with her family, maybe he just knew it existed and thought it would be a good idea to use it, so he went and got it. That said, it was a horrible idea, insensitive, and completely cruel. What a dickwad. Unless she was running around cheating on him, nobody deserves that kind of coldness after wasting two years of their life on a guy.
cd5love96 0
Haha he went to the build a bear workshop and bought the thing to put inside the teddy bear. I've done that before but never to break up with someone.
cd5love96 0
Go to a Build A Bear Workshop and tell them you want to record your own greeting in the bear. They'll give you this little plastic mic thing shaped like a circle. You record something and then they put tape over it so it won't reset what you said. She could rip the piece out and re-record on it. The piece is like 2 dollars.
rihannalover 0
none of that, "at least he was creative" i still don't think it's true. why would you squeeze a ******* bear when you have serious relationship problems, haha.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
I say give him a call and say you won't accept that message until he gives it to himself, face-to-face. Oh, and #73, unless you know the couple or actually are that chicken-shit boyfriend, you have no reason to say she deserves it.