Animals: Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my...

By alikat - 26/04/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Stuart?

By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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dominoeffect 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

.... Stayed up till 4 seems exaggerated. Depending on what time you started looking!!

Green12324 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:29

Why'd you stay up so late? A mouse isn't that big of a deal...

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katiekatiek 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:11

1st and lol, not really a fml though?

NickAlert 1

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:11

Wow that sucks

summerXO 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

laaaame.

FBIWarning 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

Shaking water bottle sounding like a mouse...interesting.

mickmac 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:10

Also, am I the only one wondering why his refrigerator is in his room?

videokid2000 10

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:53

It never said the refrigator was in his room...

dominoeffect 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

.... Stayed up till 4 seems exaggerated. Depending on what time you started looking!!

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

A water bottle shaking just sounds like sloshing water. unless there was a mouse in the toilet, they don't really sound similar. but...FYL anyways, cause there goes your sleep schedule x)