Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
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fermata 0
Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.
sjx 0
that's just mean :-(
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Comments (167)
playful2088 0
if you ask me it's pretty creative :)
Floridaguy81 0
Pretty creative? Pretty shallow. If you date someone for 2 years and don't have the balls to say it to their face, you're not much of a man.
albokid52 1
lmao hha that is funny as hell. I wonder what happened to the talking bear
deplorableworld 0
I knew teddy bears were evil little things.
panda_rectum 0
What you could do is plant a bomb in the same teddy bear and mail it to him. That should do it! Or....you could make a move on the teddy bear. Who knows? Maybe the teddy bear is hotttt
falconpunch 0
LOLZ thats the funniest dump ever
falconpunch 0
ps to # 12 you have the saying backwards that means he was to good for her you dumb ass lol
falconpunch 0
LOL #69 Perfect number that quite tempting to do i wanna kno what that video is but its to late lol and i dont really kno 57 ppl off the top of my head
nagewin 0
He's immature if he can't say it to you in person. You should be glad he's gone.
judgeymcjudge 0
#100 - Ziggymorrison Sorry man, I didn't mean you, I meant the one above you. The site kept changing numbers - I did mean #28 after all. My bad. Although, now I've got you here... Even if any of your ideas are true, how does that justify doing something as cruel as this?? A letter, a voice recording alone, ANYTHING else, sure. But *this*??? No way, man. That's just downright jerkish behaviour.