FML : Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it...

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Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shawty_x - / Sunday 26 April 2009 12:35 / United Kingdom

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By fermata | 0

#145132 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

By sjx | 0

#145129 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:01

that's just mean :-(

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By sjx | 0

#145129 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:01

that's just mean :-(

breeY0 | 7

#3901187 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 02:05

pretend like it was never there ! say your going over, make that jerk say it to your face.

By fermata | 0

#145132 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

NzxtZ06 | 0

#1010657 - Saturday 29 May 2010 12:36

holy shit. give him props, your ex is bad ass

DeepfriedT | 1

#1302063 - Thursday 26 August 2010 05:54

agreed

SodeNoShirayuki_fml | 6

#6666654 - Saturday 6 August 2016 10:21

you dont know maybe he found stuff thay she was cheating on him and a bunch of other things

By Chaith | 15

#145134 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:02

So classy. Haha. :]

zimandme123 | 0

#2304608 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 05:27

ha! that's exactly what I was thinking!!!! XD

By pancakes_n_syrup | 0

#145140 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:04

At least he was creative

By christutta | 0

#145146 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:04

sorry that guy was too much of a pussy to do it face to face

By stargirl14 | 0

#145170 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:12

this reminds me of that sex and the city episode where carrie's boyfriend dumps her with a post it note lol

By lnm701 | 0

#145174 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:13

That is one of the most absurd things I've ever heard.

By brodizzle | 0

#145179 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:15

That is fucking awesome.

By DatBoyJday | 0

#145181 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:15

I should of thought of that.

By foolsangel | 4

#145184 - Sunday 26 April 2009 08:16

If he's that much of an immature wuss, you didn't deserve him anyways.

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