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By anonymous - 12/08/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

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I'm too old for this

By anon - 08/06/2022 22:00

Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML

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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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Suspicious

By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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airbornerose 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:47

Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.

null_fml 11

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:50

I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)

Comments

frickity 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:12

they're white trash then.

ah_haha 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:18

Not an FML at all - this is wonderful that you're shot of her and her dodgy family! Think positive. Unless you really have been living in bottles of cheap vodka and your gf was the only thing keeping you attached to reality... then it's time to call the Salvos.

helpmeiamblind 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:37

Gratz to you dude! If the bitch cared so much about what her parents thought, she probably didn't care about you. With that being said, at least you don't have to go through a bullshit relationship with her.

sarahlh_23 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:47

This isn't funny..... LIAR

pugler 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:28

YDI for dating someone from such an ignorant family! Go find someone at your own high intelligence level.

Jessaly_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 6:13

Damn, I'm jealous of you, I really wish I could get a job that had to do with science. But I'm just not destined for that. Her parents are probably jealous, too. That's not an FML, I'd hate to have such ridiculous in-laws. And if your girlfriend can't think for herself, what the hell is the point of dating her? Then you're just dating her parents.

BreeKnox 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 19:25

shame on her bastards-of-parents to judge you. they didn't even ask. not polite or courteous. and second, what a shitty girlfriend to dump you because her parents didn't like you...