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By anonymous - 12/08/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

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By anon - 08/06/2022 22:00

Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML

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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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airbornerose 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:47

Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.

null_fml 11

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:50

I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)

Comments

dandymidori 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:23

Maybe it's just an excuse for your girlfriend to dump you D: don't worry about it (:

weeeeeener 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:24

wow what ASSHOLES

JokerXero 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:29

Umm Vodka doesnt have a smell, pure Alcohol is odorless, tasteless, and smell less. SO FYL for dealing with stupid people

drstrangelove64 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:55

vodka is very rarely pure alcohol.

boone_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:08

vodka reeks. drink more.

bbbbbbb89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:13

100% ethanol actually has a very strong smell.. did you hear that from a friend of a freind and actually have no idea what your talking about? oh and vodka is obviously not "pure" alcohol.. its diluted yes? thats why you can drink it... obviously.

bbbbbbb89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:16

oh and odourless and "smell less" are the same thing....

leisl14 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:18

as your body breaks it down it does give off a smell.. like it's coming out of your pores. i can always tell when a person has been drinking a lot of vodka