Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
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Lonely_Lez 0
As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.
losergirl 0
...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?
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amonymous1234 0
Wow, and I thought my school was bad. I graduated as valedictorian, and when I went back to visit, they yelled at me for walking through the halls (even though I had a teacher's permission to visit her, which is all that's required) and made me stay in the main office, acting as though I was a juvenile delinquent. But to get arrested? And have the school go into lockdown?? Wow. o_O Some reward for working hard and helping the school look good.
amonymous1234 0
It's not about showing off, it's about visiting people you really like.
Tubasaurus 0
I didn't know being a valedictorian makes someone exempt from the law.
waterynuggets 0
YDI for going back to high school after you finished
wazdog 4
YDI for mentioning you were valedictorian.
Learxst 0
OH NO!!! THE VALEDICTORIAN IS BACK FOR REVENGE!!! HE MUST HAVE A GUN! GET THE SCHOOL ON LOCKDOWN!!! CODE YELLOW!!! Wow, why does the school have to be so paranoid?
kayeeeeee 0
Lol LOserrr
24788 7
Jeez your high school is crazy if that happened.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI FOR HAVING A RACIST SCHOOL TO YELLOW PEOPLE
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
FAKE why the **** would they have a lockdown in the middle of the ******* summer when there like two people in the school
spatan89 0
i completely agree!!
moonsolomon 0
Summer school, maybe? Some schools do run extensive summer programs with significant numbers of students. And some schools start this early in the year. Mine doesn't start til September, but some start in August.
Knas_fml 0
Actually, my old high school is already in session-they started a couple days ago. They are in a modified year-round school format. They get a week off after the first quarter, then they get an extra week of for winter and then spring is 2 weeks as well. In other words, they take a few weeks off of summer vacation and split it up into the school year. Just because YOU'VE never heard of it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
littlebopeep10 0
Since the OP graduated three months ago, I think it's safe to assume that the school year where he lives starts early in August and ends in the middle of May. That's how it is where I live. Some schools here are already in session and some are starting Monday.
Stormcat 0
yeah, i live in Arizona too and we usually start in early august