Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
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Lonely_Lez 0
As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.
losergirl 0
...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?
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Comments (119)
cmac86 24
@far side: hell yeah! one of the best things about being an American!
ineffable_ 0
nice school, they have a lot of really important stuff to get themselves busy)
babe7260 30
Holy shit over react much hey!!! Sorry that happened
angelofsaturn 23
Whenever I went to visit my old band directors I just went at the end of the school day because rehearsals ran a lil past the end of the day plus it was easier to find a parking space. This was all over 10 years ago so they might have gotten super strict on campus security since then.
Alexweber929 14
Damn, this is one of those things I love about living in a small town
fantasyworld 39
I graduated last year and now the school is locked on the outside after the bell rings. To get in you have to buzz an intercom to get the main office.
aukaylaheath 16
wow and I thought my school was stupid. But honestly that's just bs. I never knew schools could do that.
fantasyworld 39
Geez.
GeorgiaBea 28
This makes me unbelievably glad I went to a small school. I still go visit my teachers- just walk right in. It's been the same secretary for about 40 years.
CFSH01 11
America: Hey look there's a car in the parking lot without a permit. BATTLE STATIONS MEN! WE ARE AT WAR! Britain: Hey look there's a car in the parking lot without a permit. If the owner of the blue sedan does not move their car, it will be towed.