By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
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ombrelle 0

how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

Carnivaldead 0

Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

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thats what you get for dating a catholic.

ombrelle 0

how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

Carnivaldead 0

Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

Even better, ask out her prettier friend.

wow, i guess thats a "no" for prom then haha

Hunny_bear 0

lol how sad :(

totalnutjob 0

Tell her you now know how Jesus felt about Peter. (Oh, and dump her sorry ass!)

lincolnkite 6

I think he needs to try 2 more times first.

Hahaha she pretended not to know you??? That's so funny......

Your "girlfriend" isn't a girlfriend.

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mif_fml 27

Wtf...?

That sucks. I can't stand people who act like that.

Guess the dumb bitch can take herself to the prom, then.