Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
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Lonely_Lez 0
As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.
losergirl 0
...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?
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FlaminYawn 0
Oh, and Funtertaining, refrain from calling anything "ignorant" until you can spell the word "unfortunate"...
atomick 0
Don't you think your teachers have better things to do than reminisce with you about all the things that happened three months ago?
pandamel 0
You graduated 3 months ago, how could you not know the visiting policies? And did you really think they would just let you walk in and do whatever you want? Can you imagine how chaotic and unsafe your school would be if anyone could just walk in and hang out there and bother the teachers who are supposed to be working?
infested999 0
@ #72 : Usually they dont care. In a regular high schoolalot of student come back to visit the school after they graduated every day to talk to the students and teachers. Also, i could understand that schools are paranoid. At my old school one day they went into a lockdown becaues a nearby Publix just got robbed o.O This publix has just been robbed, OMG were the police what do we do to protect the people form the robbers? Lets close down the highest security building there is, a school. But sir, does it make any sence that after somebody robs a store they will rob a school? Yes, that mkaes alot of sence! (sarasim)
Fail_Pig 0
YDI for being asian.
Neferria 0
That sucks. I remember visiting my old elementary school and the Vice-Principal there, who used to be a gym teacher as well and knew me for at least six to seven years, told me that I should get a visitor's pass. Real tough guy, he was.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
if your asian charge them for racism for going in to al lockdown because of yellow people
wbrycem 0
Who the hell goes back to high school to visit teachers? That's the lamest thing I've ever heard of
BLNovelist 0
ha....thanks for the warning, I plan on visiting my high school soon as well. XD I haven't really seen it in two, three years. That sucks, OP. IT is sad when a school is so paranoid that they go into lock down for one student. Mine actually....they didn't go into lock down, but mine did fuss when my then-boyfriend came into the school every day to hang out at lunchtime. He had been a student, 'graduated' after the winter trimester, and was just waiting on the official graduation. They told him he could never enter the school again because he didn't get a visitor pass those few times - which was odd, as he was still considered a student, as far as I know. :/
iamaninsect 0
I live in AZ too... just wondering, that school wouldn't happen to be Hamilton High School, would it? That's where I graduated from, and they were always extremely nuts when it came to visitors, walking the halls during lunch, leaving school grounds, etc.