Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
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Lonely_Lez 0
As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.
losergirl 0
...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?
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theshootergirl 0
The schools round here are just starting or getting ready to..my sisters start school on Monday and they get out in May. It's not weird, it's how the south does things and I wouldn't have it any other way. And welcome to the life of being an alum. Every time I've gone back to visit I've had to stop by the office first..and I graduated in '08, most teachers recognize me but rules are rules...don't matter if you graduated 3 months ago or 3 years ago, still gotta sign in.
annalovesu26 0
That is a knee slapper kid. bahahahahahaha
Marymargaretx3 0
I knew this was Arizona as soon as I read it. ONLY in Arizona schools would they do it. Education sucks but security is sure A-OKAY!
elliekinslurvsya 0
Yeah, must be Arizona. God they're so ****** up here. Everyone who runs these schools is a ******* moron.
Stormcat 0
Heyy its not just an Arizona thing :p I go to one of the better schools of the state
Shyman4ever 0
Schools are becoming more like prison these days, are you sure you weren't in a prison
La_la_loo 0
I think I know where OP is coming from because it sounds like my old high school.. I live in NJ and before the media pumped out all these stories about crazy people shooting up high schools, workplaces, etc. High school used to be pretty chilled in my freshman and sophomore years. Now, in my junior year is when it became out of control. You had to wear an ID around your neck and if you didn't you got central detention and if it continued you were suspended. They had lockdown procedures every week, you basically had to hide somewhere that was out of sight of the "attackers" walking through the hall. You had a pass that had your name, your student number and your grade and you had to get it signed everytime you left the classroom to use the bathroom, go the nurse, main office, etc. Teachers had to have the students sign out on pieces of paper what times they left and got back and had to submit it to the principal at the end of the day. They had chains on the doors so no one could get in or get out. It was really ridiculous, I'm so glad I graduated from that place. And now I hear that they are having all the students wear uniforms.. :-/
Mira Lux 26
Sounds a lot like my high school besides the uniform.
fantasyworld 39
Did you go to high school or jail?
veggiebre93 0
thats what yu get for thinkin yuhr "theee shiznittt" and walking into the bulding like a celebrity. graduating at the top of yuhr class isnt super-duper special, it just means yuhr a loser and have no life bc yu care more about grades than an actual social life. now if yu were a little bit more social, then ppl from the scholl would have recognized yu. if the star football player of yuhr old school had tried this, then everything would have went smoothly. he's probably got a great scholarship, where yu've got the lamest permanent record ever. FYL bc YDI!. and #56 STFU!!!.
theanonimouse 0
...um... what? Could you speak English please?
appleshrimpchips 0
Seriously, if you're going to try and insult someone who achieved so much more than you did in high school, then you're going to have to learn how to spell properly. In fact, I think you're just projecting your feelings of a failed high school career onto someone else. Obviously you think you're "theee shiznittt" if you can bring yourself to write you're as "yuhr." So please, grow up and stop hurting our eyes with your terrible spellings. It makes citizens other countries think the citizens of the United States are idiots.
Mira Lux 26
You have a choice in what you do in high school/collage. You can work your ass off and make good grades and be set when your older, or you can party all you want and fail and then have to work when your old. Having friends is good but it doesn't work for everyone.
DomyDamsy 0
FAKE
Master_Cylinder 0
Why would you lie about something like that? There's no way you got arrested, that's such bullshit.
procrastinating 0
omg i almost got arrested for that too!!!!
Stormcat 0
lol where did you go? TUSD?