Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
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Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
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popcynical 4
Idea for not saying anything.
JiggaJayZ 16
Potty mouth!
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Comments (336)
pie29302930 0
Sue their asses and get rich bro.
Savra_fml 17
YDI Bob! Your mouth was already open so you could, and should, have spoken up. That is why nobody will ever call you Robert. By the way, her hands being in your mouth for over an hour is irrelevant. The "straight up pee" would have been licked off by you within the first 5 minutes. YDI x 2!
elbishay93 0
I'd sue man!! That's straight nasty!!
Calyx_fml 21
YDI for not complaining.
douchydouchebag 5
YDI. Should've said something or smacked her hand away. Instead you sat there and enjoyed the taste and smell of pee.
caranina 15
LOL . * straight up pee ? hahahahaah , your hilar .
cBlackout 13
'don't you just hate when you pee all over your hands?'
lidzlawrence 2
You have the right as a patient to ask any practitioner whether medical or dental to wash thier hands before any procedure
frankesmalls 1
Why the **** wouldn't you say something!?!
bayboo_kraziee 0
Ewww! Gross. Why didn't you say anything?