Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
meganh1015 0
dump him. thats what my ex did and we where together a year and a half.
midget2005 0
when he says 'this is my little sister' thats your cue to say 'actually im his ex girlfriend' and walk away.. i bet those 2 girls wouldnt have given him the time of day either
sac2000 6
sucks 4 u
maribella 0
dats ****** up ish!!! start looking 4 sum1 else
GameAddikt 0
Come on, give your boyfriend his dream, get in a threesome! Lols, then dump his ass!
fizzpoplady 3
Yep, 'cause that makes total sense.
LilSmallz13 0
i woukd soo pissed! i'd be like uhh no im his girlfriend of 2 years,try againa
shelby0123 0
hope u dumped his sorry ass
debatingalways 0
can someone spell a s s w h o l e ?! what a dick move!
cockseverywhere 2
you, obviously, can't spell asshole. lucky for you the rest of us can.
snowtigress 5
btw it's spelled asshole no w
pYrO92583 0
either just go with it or say big brother tell them about your gay experience at summer camp
Skatejock21 0
two years? that's a long time. Why don't you just marry the guy already. The longest I ever dated a girl was 6 months. If they didn't want to get married after 6 months, I broke up with them. Than I found my wife whom I married after 3 months of dating. Marry the guy already.
pYrO92583 0
what is wrong with you
Skatejock21 0
Nothing is wrong with me. It's called common sense.
julz0125 5
how is it common sense to marry someone after 3-6 months. that's crazy. then you'll wonder why the relationship fails in a year.
fizzpoplady 3
I'm not sure that counts as a marriage. After all, blow up dolls can't say "I do".
harmonicsoul 3
I like to think he was being facecious. Given the circumstances of the FML, the guy isn't marriage material, regardless of how many years they were together. If someone is truly willing to get married after 6 months, they have a lot to learn about human nature...
Skatejock21 0
I have been married for 14 years to the same woman I married after 3 months of dating, and we have 3 kids. The women I broke up with after 6 months, I got news for you, none of them have gotten married because they wait too long to marry the person, they admitted to it. Marriage is a commitment, if it take 2 years to commit, than something is seriously wrong with that person and they aren't serious. You can't wait 2 years to be committed to a career, or else you're fired in a heartbeat. School is one thing, I never dated in high school or dated for over 6 months in university, and I've had a pretty successful life and marriage. When you're engaged, it means you already have a date set and are serious about getting married. I've seen many marriages fail because they were engaged for too long and dated too long, that includes close family and friends. You can only date for so long, why else do people cheat?
fizzpoplady 3
tl;dr
ReynshineCutting 10
Skate you're an idiot. More marriages fail because people rush into them before they really get to know each other. I have yet to meet someone who broke up because they stayed together "too long" before getting married. My brother and his wife were together 4 years (and abstinent the whole time) before they got married. They've been married 8 years so together 12 years total with 2 kids. My grandparents dated for 2 years before they got married and they were together over 50. My fiancé's grandparents dated 7 years before they got married and are celebrating their 50th next month. My fiancé and I are going on 3 years. We've been engaged about 2 1/2 years but are waiting another year to get married. We'll have been together 4 years before we tie the knot because I am finishing college first. We know we're going to spend forever together, but I want my degree before I jump into housewife/mother mode. You, sir, are an idiot plain and simple.
Tama_fml 13
It all depends on the people, their age and maturity levels. Circumstance has a lot to do with it. My parents were engaged after 6 weeks and married within 6. They were both 37, and now are about to reach 21 years of marriage. My boyfriend's parents were also engaged after 6 weeks but not married for over a year because his mum had to work abroad for a year, while he was still working in Scotland. They have 3 kids, the oldest is 28. My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost 6 months but are nowhere near marriage. I'm still at university and he works abroad. A long distance relationship of 6 months is probably equal to a normal one of 3 months. And at my age (19) I'm certainly not thinking of marriage or kids, though I can see myself with my current boyfriend in several years time.