By Hate2Date - 05/04/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 648
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Wow, got yourself a real winner there, apparently he's not quite as brilliant as he thinks you are... Not so sure if I'd say FYL or YDI, but it's funny all the same

He's a keeper, no doubt.

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lol.. laying on the charm. Hes a keeper

that's how he rolls I guess

that's fucking hilarious .

why do all boys treat girls like slam pigs?? have some fucking class!

no we don't 26, it's her fault if she went on a blind date.

At least he was up front about how much of a douchebag he was. Most people wait till after the wedding.

its spelt cheque not check. dumb bitch.

apparently check is acceptable, but I know how you feel..... been there.

Regional spelling, dude. People come from aaallll around the world to publish the latest story of their lives' inevitable downward spiral, and if they're American they'll (we'll) spell it "check". And since we win all the wars, we spell it the right way. Savvy, chavvy?

He could have been joking. Some people just have an inappropriate sense of humor. Don't get offended so easily. If a girl told me that she was going to have to pull her clit out of my mouth at some point, I wouldn't bitch about it. I would just take it as a joke.

it's sound logic I don't see the problem.....lol. FAIL

yeah! I mean, girls are people too!

No, they aren't. They are sandwich-making dick massagers. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Win all the wars? The right way? You're a huge continution to why I'm gettin out of the US military after 7 long years if service to my country.

Ok... he's definitly a keeper! :

Im an actor, those are hidden cameras and your on Disaster Date !

49, you started off well but ended on an arrogant note. Won Vietnam did you? I must've been misinformed.

where the hell do u live... I wanna hang with him

wow major dickface

Aren't blind dates terrible sometimes.. err most times? I once had someone say "Either you makeout with me right now or I'm going to whip out my dick and MAKE you suck it!!!!" People scare me:( Atleast it's over now OP, let's hope he won't stalk you or anything.

this is so funny!

have some class and spank dat ass!!! FTW! XD

65 thank you for those seven years

#26 I agree.. Men should treat women equally.. wth is going on with sexism??

for some reason the sexism is really bad on fmls lol. I really don't know why can anyone explain? or am I just blind in the real world?

ahhah that made me laugh out loud! if I was the unlucky person sitting next to your table I would have been in hysterics ahah

ewww. wow. what a whiny perverted bitchhh.

I wouldve just stood up and left. make him pay for it.

If you didn't let us(by us I mean the ones that do) then they(ones that do) wouldn't, so it's not fair to say those guys are to blame, take some responsibility and step up! OP. Dudes got problems, excuse yourself to the restroom and out the window with ya'.

hahhaha I moderated this FML

lol 69; that's what I was thinking :D

the CUP is half full

the op was prob just ugly as fuck and decided he would might as well have some fun

A little late to the punch, I'm sorry. A.) it was a joke. They're all jokes, and American superiority jokes are even better because you inflame the European bloc. This is why I'm destined for the UN. Of course we haven't won ALL the wars, and of course our spelling of "check" wouldn't be any better for it. Though I AM getting a little weary of the irony-defficient and easily offended. B.) I'm about to head INTO the military! That's kind of a non sequitur and I'm sure nobody cares. Enjoy your day.

this is straight out of a movie. I bet you can't guess which.

gigity gigity gigity goo alllllrrrrriiiiiittttteeeeee!!!!!!!!!! lmao

26 - why do all girls think that making a duckface is classy?? don't be a hypocrite

and its is spelled it's but we all make mistakes.

that is a bit sexist... but some girls deserve it because they are really bitchy, annoying and stupid... I'm a girl and even I see that.... :/

I was thinking the same thing.

i see the glass as half empty even when its full...

why do all girls have to lump all guys into one collective group?!? it's called a joke. maybe girls should stop being so goddamn sensitive... but that's to far for a first date. unless he purposely was trying to get her to leave.

that was directed at number 26 btw.

So did you say something interesting?

You are a moron. That is how we spell it in America... Besides, why are you getting all scary angry for spelling? Tard...

good work minions. now go F**K HER!! * cheers*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

3!!!! (if anyone wonders why I said three....you obviously can count!)

72 - The big picture, please. The US, we created modern Democracy - therefore, we win. Vietnam was a fluke, anyways - wasn't even our war, so therefore we cannot 'lose', we just 'failed to aid.' Kicked Britain's ass, kicked Russia's ass (cold war), would've kicked Cuba's ass if we sent some Americans instead of Cubans... U.S = WIN.

61... and THATS why you're the only one massaging your dick! but this is freakin hilarious- OP don't be such a priss you know you were gonna suck it anyway!

omfg!!! u r such a steryotypical guy lmfao!!!!

#72 Moron. Greece "invented" democracy. FYI.

#34 Amen to that!

49- America wins all the wars? so what was Vietnam, a play date?

47- you are an idiot.

Win all the wars, except Vietnam, Iran, Afganistan.

#26 we don't treat hot girls like "slam pigs" just ones that think their hot and pose like a fucking dumbass... like you

Oh lawd, awesome conversation.starter.

You are honestly stupid

Wow, got yourself a real winner there, apparently he's not quite as brilliant as he thinks you are... Not so sure if I'd say FYL or YDI, but it's funny all the same

ydi for smelling like shit. take a shower and make me a sammich

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#9 - holy fucking anal orgy batman! better start checking your comments before hitting "send". roflmao

that guy is a fucking champ!

is300k is looking for hookers. yummy. :p

hahaha sorry OP but he sounds funny.

we all can tell that you like cupcakes..... fatass.

excuse me but, what right do you have to just openly insult someone like that? for all other people know, you could be a 300 pound insecure control freak who can't leave their home in fear of, oh I don't know.. running out of food? and she ISNT fat anyway. you really need to recheck your idea of fat. so think next time before you attempt to insult someone, alright? (:

Callicoat, stfu. Pond scum. And that totally sucks, OP.

hahaaaaaaaaaaa

callicut, that was completely rude and uncalled for. you look like a fool. don't take your obvious insecurities out on a complete stranger. and besides, I think she's cute as a little button :) not to be creepy or anything. anyway, please keep your retard babble to yourself. you aren't funny or witty, jackass.

sooo blakely is bi.

please don't feed the troll.

straight as a nail, actually :) thinking peopl of the same se are cute doesn't make you bi, as far as I'm concerned. it's not like I said "damn bitch show me dat azz" or something ;)

alas...*looses temporary excitement* wait a min! nails can be bent :)

Lol you guys are funny. But yeah, no girls would be like "let me tap dat azz gurlll." you guys are gentler.

I'm not sure about that, crono. I know a bi girl who acts like that. I am also bi, so she tends to target me. *shudders*

b1ack, I can see why you turned bi...

I'm a girl. I'd tap it.

He's a keeper, no doubt.

sometimes I feel like typing 'Special First for Trying' like teachers used to say in elementary school.

OP owned , say what ?!

hahaha, get a sense of humor :) I thought what he said was moderately funny

marry me blaaaky hahaha :p

I also thought it was a humorous way of saying he likes intelligent women.

Who doesn't like intelligent people in general?

:S you could talk about how his dick defines the word "small beyond all others". that would be of his best interest.

^win. or "no worries, with a dick as small as yours, I can speak intelligently and clearly with it still in my mouth". lol

66, nice! that made me laugh haha

FYL OP, he sounds like a complete chump and a douche.