Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
lucidpattern 6
I say you deserve it, cause you're the one who's put up with such a gigantic douchebag for 2 years.
hellokat1 0
That's not ok! I hope you ditch him for someone who'll be proud to have you at his side.
MusicLife128 0
That's soooo messed up!!!
chosha_fml 27
YDI if you stay with him after that stellar bit of douchebaggery.
loovemylife 7
I'd have dumped him on the spot. I hate guys with no respect like that, after two years as well?! Please tell me you've ended it.
Breeutiful71010 0
If my boyfriend would've done that, which I read this to him and he said he was gonna try it. I would've punched him in the balls then kissed him saying "it's alright baby, I love you." Hahah. But I'm sorry, that really sucks. I hope you did something about it. :/
hammyyay 0
damn what a bitch you better have left that guy!!
Tama_fml 13
Why does something about this story not make sense to me...
Fortitudine 3
Time to break up! Defintely a dick move
Mommytocoby7711 0
Sounds like a great ending to a relationship....