Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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Top comments
jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
deathtrap 0
she didn't say quiefing u moron she said the girls qued behind them meaning they got in line behind them.
EmnEmz86 0
BREAK UP WITH HIM ASAP!
angiebear1234 3
what an asshole .! I'd never talk to him ..
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
at least.....was the movie good? did he get u pop corn?
fizzpoplady 3
Wow........I don't even know what to say.
kkins 0
Afterwards you should have told him you don't believe in incest and dumped him
dinosluver13 1
what an ass!
luv_vamp 0
dump his ass. if he really wanted to be with u he would have never have even looked at those girls
mismonroe 0
My husband and I find the fun in pointing attractive women out, since I'm half a step from lesbian. :)
tati3092 1
yeahsame here I point out hot Giles to my bf cuz I'm bi. every guy is going to look u can't stop them the point is is that he's with u! and just u. he can look but can't touch
firelight619 0
damn thats not right... you should have started flirting with another guy
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
love Ballroom Danving Too ;)