Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
julian928 5
**** day leave him
Shinygirlnz 1
Whoah OP, you don't get a much clearer message than that about your relationship... I hope you have enough self-respect to leave this loser in your dust.
cairomike 0
DTB! dump that bitch
Flutist 3
1. He isn't your boyfriend if he is lying to other girls about his status. I would assume he is cheating and end the relationship. If he isn't willing to own up and admit he is dating you then he is using you. 2. I would have walked out.
Iriz 0
That is supper messed up, I would dump his ass asap sweety u deserv better than that...
mrjude 3
If my girlfriend said things like "queued behind us" instead of "got in line behind us", I'd pretend she was my little sister too.
meredithxjane 0
and you still went into the movie? WTF is wrong with you?
lauren_pink 0
BREAK UP WITH HIM!!!!! HE DOSE NOT DESERVE YOU!!!!
kelichner89 0
ur full of shit
sarcastic_life 0
dump that stupid silly guy. what are you waiting for? more years to be wasted?