By Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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stormer461 13

I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it supposed to read "class was" due to the fact that the class is a single entity. For example, you don't say "The United States were involved" simply because there is more than one thing there. The United States is a single country the same as a class is a single group. I apologize for blatantly threadjacking, but this is a very big peeve of mine.

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thiscrazything 1

What a great subject you make for your class.

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alliewillie 22

1. The number of times you used the word "smelt" made me want to scream. 2. How did you "get a feeling" that your phone smelled like BO? Did you just suddenly have a hunch? 3. Thats disgusting. Take a bath.

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dylanmurre 4

4. Your a grammar nazi. 5. **** off nobody cares how she spelled it.

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sotagurl84 3

Different countries have different ways of spelling things. Just like learnt and spoilt. Might look wrong to you, but it's not wrong to them. They also spell labor as labour and I can't think of anymore at the moment.

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hockeychicl003 6

flavour (flavor), colour (color) canadians like to add letters :p

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digitaljunky 5

I guess soap is just too expensive for some people :(

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Jamialia 5

A lot of people now days think its optional, not necessary. Once at work, the amount of people who left the bathroom without washing their hands.. Makes me sick.

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heyheyshelzay 0

Or AT LEAST use hand sanitizer!!!

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marryspencerreid 22

School soap isn't always free. My schools bathrooms don't have soap we all bring our own.

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stormer461 13

I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.

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ohSNAPyall 26

OP's face is all scrunched up and snuffly.

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purebliss7 6

they were all thinking you dont need this class you just need a psychologist.

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michellenKG 5

maybe you should clean that shit. thats nasty that any part of you smells like that

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tripangelx8 4

the ****? that's like trying to belly your button or attempting to butt your hole...simply impossible

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XtraEzeee 8

Belly and butt are not verbs, smell is.

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XtraEzeee 8

Belly and butt are not verbs, smell is.

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sexiSugarplum 0

I get what he's getting at, hard to explain tho

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returnpolicy 3

I think maybe "tasting your mouth or hearing your ears" would some fitting examples?

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pastnastificatio 4

At least you didn't ask someone else to smell it for you

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berichsoon 11

U can't say retarded anymore they re called mentally challenged

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jtthegr8 26

Why would you pay attention to class when yo have a show going on right next to you

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