Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
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officeradvil 8
Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?
ALQ_fml 13
This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.
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Comments (129)
sweettpie129 11
Ing u was there at that exact time but never noticed this. But it is really scary like there's this one dude who kept following u aroud and stuff. It's some crazy shit!
DeafWolverine 8
shouldve invited me..id have held yalls hands..lol
melpel98 0
Hahaha that happened to me to ! Except my sandals went flying so a security guard had to help me find them
justforsmiles 3
Awww...
AmyLeeEvFan 0
Aw, that's sweet.
wolfbane9610 5
I worked at a haunted house called Mindseuzure for a while, it is literally the most fun thing I ever got to do. Being able to put on a mask and scream at people at the to of your lungs really lets you blow off stream
spartanMKIV 9
I remember that house. I almost punched frankenstein's monster
azhang1066 12
I've been there and it is not scary at all. However, my friend kept clutching my shoulder while we were inside so I can see where you are coming from.
appforthat 9
Are you alright? Yea I'm... OH MY GO...oh yea I'm fine.
SanchoBob 3
I was there and Frankenstein scared me so bad I cried