Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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yummcookie
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Points for creativity surely?
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afdude87
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That must've taken skill.
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yummcookie
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Points for creativity surely?
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officeradvil
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Points for strength.
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AsianCookie247
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What the F... ?
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nonelikeworms
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I'm sorry to say but that is pretty funny. Douchy but funny.
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gamercanadian
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At least u weren't Canadian
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gojira666
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Insert racist watermelon joke here.
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fuhkinsupah
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who can afford to throw watermelons? eggs are much cheaper ammo
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CreeperIRL
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Better watermelons than poo?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Go medieval on there ass! Get some big ass rocks and catapult there house!! Mwahahaha
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Sunny_Eclipse
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I give +30 points for creativity, strength, and most importantly, balls.
Still, that sucks, OP.
Still, that sucks, OP.
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dre_bro11
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I like the way OP wrote 'not egged, watermeloned' as if we would have gotten confused between the two terms.
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SteveTheJanitor
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Aren't watermelons hard to throw because they're a but heavy? Wonder how far away the person threw the watermelon from...
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deaper
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Yeah they are just a LITTLE BIT (not "bUt") heavy!
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DropTheDaggerxx
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How did they even manage that? Watermelons are heavy, and unless they were somehow above your house, it seems like it would be more trouble than it's worth. Sucks anyway. +1 for the hooligans for being season-appropriate. In the fall, they'll pumpkin your house.
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NTimmy
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Imagine how hard the guy must of throw to get the watermelon to smash open :0
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PutItIn
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Black People ALL THE WAY
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SemperFi_23
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81- Let me guess, in winter they will ham OP's house?
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krazy_glu3
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The only way this could get funnier is if OP was black. ....just saying. You know it'd be funny.
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PhillyEagles
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In Soviet Russia people throw house at your watermelon. Be thankful you don't live in soviet russia.
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afdude87
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That must've taken skill.
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NastyNinja31
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Y would u waste a watermelon like that
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StopDropNRoll
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What if you own a watermelon farm and you have more than enough for yourself? I mean if I owned a chicken farm y not go have some fun sometimes =P.
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xleanne_aLly
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Oh no... you aren't from Canada are you?
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Joshoa123
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And a hell of a throwing arm.
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jonmansheppard
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fuck you 67, im canadian!
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arosssssss
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Fuck canadians
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funnyshitt
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And you know they werent black cuz they wouldent have wasted it
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dtbomb
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Well I guess eggs are just to good for you.
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TheMadScientist
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At least it is sweet.
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gunmania0
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Amazingly FML screwed up another comment. Mine.
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Jdimp
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hahahaha I giggled at this
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Googoo27
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I see what u did there
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ALQ_fml
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Holy crap, that's terrible! FYL, OP; watermelons can do damage. Hopefully they didn't destroy too much.
Make sure to clean that stuff up before the sun bakes it; rancid watermelon smells pretty awful.
Make sure to clean that stuff up before the sun bakes it; rancid watermelon smells pretty awful.
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tmmundy
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or before the ants take over.
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xXshadowrollerXx
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I just pictured that, and it almost brought me to tears.. A swarm of ants just consuming OP's entire house. Damn.
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Gruv3r14
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Well that's... New.
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ALQ_fml
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Whelp, FML moved my reply; this was a comment to something else. Carry on. >
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zandalee
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Easier to clean up
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ambowew
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Eggs cost too much these days!
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GodsLittleMistak
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Wow the recession's hit hard for everyone!
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izzabella43
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The price of these eggs is TOO DAMN HIGH!
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itsalanis
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man, just imagine the damage. makes you wish it were egged than watermeloned.
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x_KL_x
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Was there a zombie on your lawn?
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bobthemarley
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I hope not, if the melons hit the house op got their brains eaten lol
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flydragonpie
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PlantsVsZombies reference?
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VandalHeartX
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Welcome to the joke, yes.