By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 285
You deserved it 3 728

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Points for creativity surely?

That must've taken skill.


Points for creativity surely?

Points for strength.

AsianCookie247 14

What the F... ?

nonelikeworms 0

I'm sorry to say but that is pretty funny. Douchy but funny.

At least u weren't Canadian

Insert racist watermelon joke here.

who can afford to throw watermelons? eggs are much cheaper ammo

Better watermelons than poo?

Go medieval on there ass! Get some big ass rocks and catapult there house!! Mwahahaha

Sunny_Eclipse 6

I give +30 points for creativity, strength, and most importantly, balls. Still, that sucks, OP.

I like the way OP wrote 'not egged, watermeloned' as if we would have gotten confused between the two terms.

Aren't watermelons hard to throw because they're a but heavy? Wonder how far away the person threw the watermelon from...

Yeah they are just a LITTLE BIT (not "bUt") heavy!

How did they even manage that? Watermelons are heavy, and unless they were somehow above your house, it seems like it would be more trouble than it's worth. Sucks anyway. +1 for the hooligans for being season-appropriate. In the fall, they'll pumpkin your house.

NTimmy 2

Imagine how hard the guy must of throw to get the watermelon to smash open :0

Black People ALL THE WAY

SemperFi_23 6

81- Let me guess, in winter they will ham OP's house?

krazy_glu3 0

The only way this could get funnier is if OP was black. ....just saying. You know it'd be funny.

In Soviet Russia people throw house at your watermelon. Be thankful you don't live in soviet russia.

That must've taken skill.

NastyNinja31 0

Y would u waste a watermelon like that

StopDropNRoll 11

What if you own a watermelon farm and you have more than enough for yourself? I mean if I owned a chicken farm y not go have some fun sometimes =P.

Oh no... you aren't from Canada are you?

Joshoa123 16

And a hell of a throwing arm.

**** you 67, im canadian!

Fuck canadians

And you know they werent black cuz they wouldent have wasted it

dtbomb 3

Well I guess eggs are just to good for you.

TheMadScientist 13

At least it is sweet.

gunmania0 12

Amazingly FML screwed up another comment. Mine.

Jdimp 1

hahahaha I giggled at this

I see what u did there

Holy crap, that's terrible! FYL, OP; watermelons can do damage. Hopefully they didn't destroy too much. Make sure to clean that stuff up before the sun bakes it; rancid watermelon smells pretty awful.

tmmundy 17

or before the ants take over.

I just pictured that, and it almost brought me to tears.. A swarm of ants just consuming OP's entire house. Damn.

Gruv3r14 1

Well that's... New.

Whelp, FML moved my reply; this was a comment to something else. Carry on. >

Easier to clean up

Eggs cost too much these days!

Wow the recession's hit hard for everyone!

The price of these eggs is TOO DAMN HIGH!

man, just imagine the damage. makes you wish it were egged than watermeloned.

Was there a zombie on your lawn?

I hope not, if the melons hit the house op got their brains eaten lol

PlantsVsZombies reference?

Welcome to the joke, yes.