Points for strength.

What the F... ?

I'm sorry to say but that is pretty funny. Douchy but funny.

At least u weren't Canadian

Insert racist watermelon joke here.

who can afford to throw watermelons? eggs are much cheaper ammo

Better watermelons than poo?

Go medieval on there ass! Get some big ass rocks and catapult there house!! Mwahahaha

I give +30 points for creativity, strength, and most importantly, balls. Still, that sucks, OP.

I like the way OP wrote 'not egged, watermeloned' as if we would have gotten confused between the two terms.

Aren't watermelons hard to throw because they're a but heavy? Wonder how far away the person threw the watermelon from...

Yeah they are just a LITTLE BIT (not "bUt") heavy!

How did they even manage that? Watermelons are heavy, and unless they were somehow above your house, it seems like it would be more trouble than it's worth. Sucks anyway. +1 for the hooligans for being season-appropriate. In the fall, they'll pumpkin your house.

Imagine how hard the guy must of throw to get the watermelon to smash open :0

Black People ALL THE WAY

81- Let me guess, in winter they will ham OP's house?

The only way this could get funnier is if OP was black. ....just saying. You know it'd be funny.

In Soviet Russia people throw house at your watermelon. Be thankful you don't live in soviet russia.

Y would u waste a watermelon like that

What if you own a watermelon farm and you have more than enough for yourself? I mean if I owned a chicken farm y not go have some fun sometimes =P.

Oh no... you aren't from Canada are you?

And a hell of a throwing arm.

**** you 67, im canadian!

Fuck canadians

And you know they werent black cuz they wouldent have wasted it

Amazingly FML screwed up another comment. Mine.

hahahaha I giggled at this

I see what u did there

or before the ants take over.

I just pictured that, and it almost brought me to tears.. A swarm of ants just consuming OP's entire house. Damn.

Whelp, FML moved my reply; this was a comment to something else. Carry on. >

Easier to clean up

The price of these eggs is TOO DAMN HIGH!

I hope not, if the melons hit the house op got their brains eaten lol

PlantsVsZombies reference?

Welcome to the joke, yes.