FML : Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained...

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Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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You deserved it

By Flutie - / Friday 27 October 2017 22:00 /

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By Kurliez408 | 30

#7557450 - Friday 27 October 2017 22:26

you couldn't have known op. i'm sorry for that lady though.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7557456 - Friday 27 October 2017 22:44

Yes, but on the plus side, you might have helped Miss Blotchy find some seasonal employment.

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By Kurliez408 | 30

#7557450 - Friday 27 October 2017 22:26

you couldn't have known op. i'm sorry for that lady though.

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Demon_of_Light | 27

#7557513 - Saturday 28 October 2017 3:42

The fiancé knew.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7557456 - Friday 27 October 2017 22:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By corky1992 | 33

#7557544 - Saturday 28 October 2017 7:32

Well I bet you feel like an ass. I feel worse for the girl. Getting banned from a place is nothing compared to the humiliation you caused her.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7557545 - Saturday 28 October 2017 7:33

Oh wow, thats funny for something that shouldn't be. lol

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