Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I desperately needed a mental health day, so I took the day off work and got some junk food and wine. A few hours later, I'm in hospital with gallstones and pancreatitis, needing an emergency surgery. My mental health day turned into multiple weeks off work, and a lot of pain. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor due to some gastric distress I have. I came out with directions to buy a blood pressure monitor, I'm prohibited from doing sports, and have a possible diagnosis of arterial hypertension which I am way too young to have. FML
Today, after months of being told I have pneumonia by different doctors, I decided to go to another hospital with better staff. There I learned that I will actually need to have open heart surgery to replace two valves in my heart. FML
Today, I was just released from hospital after a heart attack. As a 37 year-old woman with healthy habits and no family history of heart issues, the doctors have no idea why it happened. So instead of telling me how to change my lifestyle, they told me to proceed as usual, and hope that it doesn't happen again. FML
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
Today, I went to get Covid test because I had chest pain and shortness of breath. Turns out, I just have depression and anxiety. FML
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Top comments
SwiftFaux 0
Good lord. So yogurt for lunch, then?
LiyIa_fml 8
53 is an example of why I dislike my generation.
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Comments (194)
mofran 0
haha. all these dislikes are funny
MerrikBarbarian 9
That makes no sense... Unless you saw one of those quack "homeopathic doctors" who "diagnosed" you with "allergies" by having you hold bottles in your hand
nerdsgetmehot 23
People with acid reflux can't have any of the things that OP listed. It sounds like that's what OP may have.
KiddNYC1O 22
There's always buffalo wings!
livingdeadgirl9 0
welcome to the club. I can't have anything with corn in it. at all. no corn syrup, no corn starch, ect. that'll cut out about half the good food. I'm also lactose intolerant. :/ so...nothing enjoyable for me.
pwettyBunny 9
Welcome to the club :)
dandt 4
eh there is still heaps you can have. more than if you, say, couldn't have gluten or dairy
aeshleyrose 6
I have acid reflux too :( IT BLOWS
spbenge 1
Worst part is no booze.. Sucks to suck bro
chels1994 11
no chocolate? im so sorry... (no sarcasm)
whisperwars 0
Are you allergic to all that stuff??
pwettyBunny 9
Ohh I have the same condition. You'll get used to it, if you stop thinking of the bad sides of it.