why are you whining. its your moms wedding Fhl

Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...

Dont worry OP. it's not like people remember wedding days for the rest of their life....

What enonymous meant to say was that he wants to run a train on the bride and her daughter. He then realized that OP was a minor and quickly edited his comment to something that a 3 year old could of came up with... Right enon?

I can't be mean or funny to someone named titmunch they've done most of the work for me

Clutz's ftw! (I most likely spelled that wrong, but I don't care. Fuck you grammar nazi's.)

32-just shut up

No thanks :)

I could just picture that.

Dun worry OP if your mom was pregnant with you the first she got maried this isn't the first time you ruin her wedding ^^

See everyone join the chastity club. No sex before marriage, shit like that won't happen =P

Haha owned

Spelling isn't part of grammar. -_-

Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'.
Oh wait...

"I tripped" and "it ripped"... I kinda like that word arrangement.

Op is a good daughter

?_? . damn.

She just was a little side-tracked

Happened to me once...

Did someone rip your wedding dress?

Ouch... well it could have been worse... you could of projectile vomited on her... or passed out and fell on her... or you could of been called out for doing her new husband... now those reeeeeaaaaly suck.... so don't sweat it!!!

I'm going to save you from making this mistake later on when it actually matters.

Could HAVE. Not could of. Could have. You're thinking of "could've".

Why does everyone correct people's grammar on here?

Because it makes things easier to read and understand, and it's not that hard to do.

Interestingly, "could have" is used correctly the first time, then "could of" is used in the 2nd and 3rd instance. This may be a short attention span thing.

Or you could have let her sit on a chocolate cake someone left on her chair...

YDI for messing with gravity.

I doubt she was "messing" with gravity persay, I think gravity was "messing" with her.

"did iii doo thaat" - family guy

Urkel?

Well unfortunately most people these days don't understand that trashy pop culture shows get their references from other shows that actually managed to keep an audience without having to make sexual references or fart jokes all the time...

That's exactly how I feel.. Especially with trashy music today..

"It was like that when I found it." -Bart Simpson

Atleast it wasn't your wedding.

Luckily, at her wedding, she won't be carrying her own train. :)