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By David - 15/08/2020 17:07

Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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Assumptions

By Heather Scurfield - 06/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Witney

Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML

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Lightweight

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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Blackout

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 22:00

Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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By Skittlezzz0901 - 21/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, my manager said I could go on a break when he came back from his. After 7 hours with him still missing, I started to get dizzy. I ended up passing out and hitting my head on a ladder from lack of food. I woke up in the hospital to a card from my manager saying, "Get Well. Don't Sue." FML

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The doctor will see you… soon

By Anonymous - 09/06/2022 10:00

Today, I spent several hours sitting in the ER hyperventilating from pain and passing out, due to a herniated disc in my back. I had to watch at least 5 people go ahead of me, whose only complaints was that their stomach hurt or they felt nauseous. One of these people had a bag of snacks with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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This good enough for ya?

By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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It_gets_better 19

Sunday 16 August 2020 5:26

Sounds like you needed the expensive lecture though, buddy.

genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 15 August 2020 17:32

What do you do for work?

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diraven 15

Saturday 15 August 2020 17:30

Switch to vodka

genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 15 August 2020 17:32

What do you do for work?

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 16 August 2020 1:11

How do energy drinks cause high blood pressure?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 16 August 2020 2:02

it's that energy drinks are a powerful cocktail stimulants thus raising heart rate and blood pressure, more than 3 large energy drinks in a 12-hour period can cause multiple different types of heart issues.

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 16 August 2020 2:00

Listen to the doctor

It_gets_better 19

Sunday 16 August 2020 5:26

Sounds like you needed the expensive lecture though, buddy.

Brightside86 30

Sunday 16 August 2020 13:04

Been there, really try and find a lifestyle change that makes you less dependent on energy drinks. It sucks but 8 hours of quality sleep is pretty nonnegotiable.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 17 August 2020 1:24

Never ignore the fine print. Even during a commercial.

wysegirl 24

Monday 17 August 2020 2:27

How ignorant can you be to not know the dangers of energy drinks? Know your limits! You deserved that lecture.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 17 August 2020 5:44

Good God, how many of those nasty things did you drink? You know they're not good for you, right? Well, I mean, I guess you do now...

Lydmyers 9

Tuesday 18 August 2020 4:20

YDI. Sure, drinking an energy drink every so often is okay but you must be chugging them. I have a friend who did that... he is having all his teeth removed in two weeks at the ripe old age of 28 because his teeth are rotting out of his skull due to the energy drinks.