By jasmith - 18/11/2012 07:45 - United States - Addison
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Kindly take the wooden spoon from her and return the favor by whacking her in the forehead with it.
Beserk comes from 'bear-sark' or 'bare-sark' meaning either bear shirt (as in, a shirt made from bears) or topless. However, I don't think gratuitous nudity is worth genital pain.
Actually, they're both right. It was the mental people who wore the bear shirts/went naked. Well, sort of, scholarship has largely abandoned the notion of them fighting naked, due to this being a misreading of the old Norse. (ber-serkr not berr-serkr) Unfortunately this then means rattusrattus's joke does not work.
I didn't know Vikings used wooden spoons to smack people in the nuts..you learn so much on FML!
That's not a GF, that's a crazy bitch. Dump her "Viking" ass now ... before you have more painful encounters with that wooden spoon.
Could be the sign of some kinky porn she wants to act out, or she's just a crazy bitch. I'll go with the latter.